#lordofthemediterranean

[my-name-is-not-five-weenies]

HELLO! GUESS WHO MISSED HIS PRECIOUS GRANDSON?! :D

G-Grandpa!?

[ask-the-shining-king]

[mauerfrau]

lordofthemediterranean said: "Insert your sword into that sheath." "WHAT." "Well, you can’t carry it around in public." "NO PLEASE LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW." "UGH. Okay. Fine. But if you stab yourself with your sword, don’t come crying to me." "What?OOOOHHHH I GET IT"

((*sniffs, smiles, and wipes away a single tear with a handkerchief* You have a sense of humor so wonderful, I dare say it reminds me of my own. You will go places. I can tell. uwu))

[italiafeli]

Nonno's gonna rip my manboob off ;A;

[liachtaschta]

Salve, beautiful! You look like you need some more flowers in your life! *hands her a bouquet of wildflowers*

[She, ever so carefully takes the bouquet from him, a small smile on her face.]

Ach -- goodness -- I -- thank you Mister Rome! I-I'll be sure to take extra good care of them!

[thehopefulhero]

lordofthemediterranean said: ((Rome totally fell for it too.))

((Hahaha!  Everyone does, eventually.  x3

Alfie's very good at manipulating adults, so he knows how to make people do his evil bidding.  xDDDDD))

[danskdanish]

♡

I desire that ass and that heart of yours for all eternity, even though your basically grandpa.

[sappyhub]

☼

[ he leans in to whisper in Rome's ear ]

who the heck is my grandpa i know you know.