Dec 22, 2013
Loren gets hit on by guys a lot.
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Loren gets hit on by guys a lot.
ALL OF THE THINGS FOR LOREN
✉: For one thing no one else knows.
Loren does remember his father. He remembers, only vaguely, how he struck his mother. He remembers how his mother screamed when his father aimed for her bulging belly. He remembers the blood. He remembers how she wept for days when she returned from the hospital-- 10 pounds lighter and empty handed.
He remembers the sound his father's skull made when it was smashed with the statue of St. Francis.
He remembers the relief in his mother's eyes when she drove out to the lake and dumped his body into the ice waters.
He remembers the peace it brought for years to come.
✎: For two confessions from my muse to yours.
"Oi'm gonna... hafta loi tah ya, love. All tha toime. Oi jus' wish Oi di'en't have tah."
"Oi glued a dead fish tah ya dad's office chaiah'. Sorreh."
♥: For three people I could never live without.
"Me mum."
"Me boss, prob'ly."
"Ehm... Ayn Rand. Anfem is one of tha foinest piece of literatah Oi've evah encountah'd."
ϟ: For four turn ons regarding your muse.
GIRLS CALLING HIM 'DADDY' IN BED OKAY? OKAY.
FINGER SUCKING HNNNNG
GIRLS AND THEIR HIPS.
YOUNGER WOMEN OOPS
☂: For five things that make my muse sad.
When his mother's upset, he's upset.
Being away from home for too long.
Seeing girls cry. He can't handle that at all.
Being seen as inferior to something/someone, or not being able to live up to his own expectations.
The fact that his mother is in danger constantly.
★: For my muse's biggest accomplishment.
"Oi ge' paid enough fah bof me and me mum; she doesn't hafta wahk anymoah."
∞: For something/someone I love infinitely.
I THINK IT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED THAT HIS MOTHER IS LITERALLY HIS ENTIRE WORLD.
☯: For something that keeps my muse calm in a moment of weakness.
Cigarettes, most definitely.
♪: For my muse's theme song
I'm too lazy to find a song but here have post sex loren
ALL THE THINGY THINGS FOR LOREN
Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon.
As mentioned before, Loren has a slight limp from a coffin falling on it when he was younger. In addition to his smoking, he's not in the best of health, but he gets by.
Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon.
Loren was one of the biggest loners in school until the end of middle school, when girls started becoming a thing. He was quite the ladies man in high school.
Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon.
His mother never fails to put a smile on his face.
Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon.
Loren can be unrelenting when he's pissed, and it doesn't take very much to get him to that point. He'll become extremely verbally abusive, and his anger will last for what seems like ages.
Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon.
Loren's the shortest male in the group (standing at 5'10"1/2)
Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon.
He hasn't been diagnosed with anything in particular, and he doesn't show signs of any sort of disorder (other than his obsession with the morbid, that it)
Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon.
He is very adamant about his love for women, and can always appreciate the comapny of a pretty face.
Send † for a RELIGION headcanon.
His mother raised him as a protestant, but his own religious views are iffy.
Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon.
Men who don't treat women with respect are the scum of the earth.
Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.
Nothing can beat his mother's cooking (even if it's pretty bad, but he eats it like it's five star cuisine, anyway)
Loren smokes too much.
Everyone who works for DEM receives a tattoo of the phrase 'Then fall, Caesar' somewhere on their body.
Rosario has it on the right side of his chest.
Ethel has it right above the crook of her right arm.
Joaquin has it on his left rib.
Loren has it on his left hip.
Wire has it on his neck.
Monsoon does not have it.
Loren's pretty girl crazy.
Whenever 'Trouble' by Taylor Swift comes on and they're in the same room Ethel, Loren, Wire, and Joaquin screech like raptors during the chorus.
Loren has a limp due to a work related accident he had when he was 14 years old.