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Persephone: I just got stung by a jellyfish, quick, pee on it!!

Hades: [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife.

Hades: What are your future plans?

Persephone: Lunch.

Hades: I mean, long term plans.

Persephone: What, like dinner?

Persephone: If you want your dog to take a pill.

1. Get a piece of cheese.

2. Eat the cheese for energy.

3. Get ready to wrestle your dog.

Thanatos: Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

Hecate: No.

Thanatos: That's the spirit.

Hecate: ...

Persephone: I care deeply about like 5 people in my life and about 400-600 dogs I've never met on Instagram.

Hades: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family, they seem like nice people.

Hermes: Buying women drinks is dead, sending fire memes is the new mating ritual of millenials.

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