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[dekuskacchan]

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME

THAT'S RODY'S ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR

BRB I'M OFF TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT

[defsbeom]

I am in my hotel room, wrapped up in my shawl in my gorgeous salwar, half napping. This is how much I care about their non existent pre-wedding rituals

[drveebs]

Fried MS2 with COMLEX looming

Couldn't remember the word "surfactant," so I googled "lung lube." Don't do that.

[drveebs]

I think it's time to go to bed.

[brb-my-children-are-burning]

i have 10% but i wanna listen to music and i left my portable charger at home and i wont be home for another half hour

[abvaddon]

Eating lunch with my Grandparents:

Me: *looks at menu with sandwiches named after people*

Me: Why do you think this one is called Sherlock Holmes? There is nothing about it that reminds me of Sherlock at all.

Grandfather: I don't know, I guess it's a mystery...