sitting in her front yard, she was currently loving on her dog --- a great dane named goliath, obviously appropriately named. her son was running around with the water hose, watering the plants --- and apparently her. “JULIAN!” she shrieked as the six-year-old sprayed her with the hose. “we don’t spray people that are wearing white,” she said. “you got in my way, i’m watering the grass,” julian said. “you’re supposed to be watering the pla --- HEY!” she raised her voice as the water jutted out towards the sidewalk, right where someone was walking. “jesus --- i’m so sorry, he’s a little over excited,” she said to them before turning to julian. “turn the water off. you can water the grass again later.” @losangstarters



















