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texts w loser nerdjo as his popular crush
mmmm playing seven minutes in heaven with nerdjo and he gets hard just by looking at you as you gaze up at him, doe-eyed, and he could swear that you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen. his breath hitches when you inch closer and he doesn’t know what to do because he’s never been more turned on in his whole life and god he wants you. when your lips are on his, he wastes to time - his hands are roaming over your body, tongues meeting sloppily, your hands through his silky, snowy locks. every fiber of his being feels electric because of your touch, his glasses fogging up as you two make out. the second your hand grazes his chest, the other one slightly tugging on his hair, you can feel him pant on your lips - it takes so little to work him up, and as your fingers slowly trail down onto his stomach, satoru swears he can’t take it anymore. in fact, he doesn’t - he tries to pull away as he whines into your mouth.
embarrassingly loud and oh so sweetly pathetic.
you soon realize that making out with you alone was enough to make him cum. he looks down at you, his pretty sapphire eyes mortified, cheeks flushed and glasses crooked on his nose, as an amused grin creeps up on your lips. yes, this was satisfying - but it’s not nearly enough.
looks like you and satoru are going to be needing way more than seven minutes.
@yamsfrecklvs - this is not proofread i just needed a break from studying
texts w loser bf satoru
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cw: fem reader, nsfw, mdni, PATHETIC GOJO! + not proofread
sloppily making out and dry humping with nerdjo but he cums right away - and he looks so adorable, his pretty cerulean eyes squeezing shut as he cocks his head back and lets out the sweetest shaky moan.
then comes the whining.
“baby, i’m so sorry- it jus’ felt too good- i want you to cum too, just use me, okay?”
a beat. satoru looks up at you like a kicked puppy, lips parted in anticipation, pupils blown out.
“please?”
you can feel him getting hard again underneath you the second he starts to beg. and oh, how could you ever deny your pretty, adorable loser the pleasure?
and as you jerk your hips against his again while you chase your own high, he just ends up becoming a whiny, pathetic little mess, incoherent babbles coming out his mouth as he pushes his hips up against yours, desperate for more friction. he looks so dumb, eyes rolling in the back of his head, big hands gripping your hips so mean as he guides your movements against him.
when you finally finish and he cums again, satoru looks like he’s been through a war.
but, best of all, he’s crying, tears clinging to his long lashes and staining his cheeks, eyebrows furrowed in ecstasy - he almost looks like a saint, both sacred and profane, perfect and ruined and all yours. the second he looks back at you, cheeks flushed, lips kiss-bitten and eyes teary, you just know that you’re not letting him get away anytime soon. he’s in for a hell of a ride.
literally.
@yamsfrecklvs ash’s note: i fucking love pathetic losers + this was so stupidly rushed … i should be writing an essay rn … also fuck twinkjo my nerdy idiot is beefy idgaf stop the ozempic gojo agenda rn
Loser Gojo who's all big talk until the actual horror movie starts and the reactions on him are gold. Maybe it's because your friends are as insensitive to horror movies as you are, but his reactions are more entertaining than whatever that's going on the screen.
And when you fall asleep, all bored, halfway through the movie—he is like 'wtf is wrong with her!!???'
But he still turns the volume down and simply stares at your features. Not because he is too scared of the movie (half lie), but because he just really, really, really! Wants to kiss your, seemingly, soft lips.
So he takes his sweet time with his already puckered lips, and trembling hands to place a quick peck on your lips. And he immediately makes a run for the bathroom with his heart deafeningly beating in his own ears. He locks himself in his own bathroom, to look at his own blushing reflection and thinks—'OMG SHE SEDUCED ME!'
Loser!Gojo with a long distance girlfriend he finally gets to meet and goes mad.
Loser!Satoru really can’t believe he’s managed to even get a girlfriend let alone an online relationship, he met you on an old game barely anyone plays and instantly clicked with you, you shared the same nerdy interests with things like monsters and magic.
His days with you are spent calling and texting for hours on end, he’ll spend his entire day just sitting on the phone talking about absolutely nothing with you! He loves it so much! It’s to the point where he’ll oversleep from being up all night and miss a lecture, you always scold him for not setting alarms.
Things start innocent and cute at first then you both get needy, the phone calls get nastier and nastier, with you sending him some of the raunchier photos of yourself, he fucking loves it. He’s a loaded dude so sending you some money to buy the next “it” lingerie is absolutely worth it in his opinion.
He’ll almost always in return send you videos of him pathetically jerking off his cock and whining so girlishly into the phone about what you do to him and what he’s going to do to you when he gets his hands on you.
The phone sex is downright sinful: it just exists of nasty squelching noises; you making sure Satoru can hear how wet he makes you and vise versa with him.
It gets to the point where he literally flies out to see you, he needs you in his embrace immediately and so damn badly, he’s straining in his pants thinking about your cute self.
When you see him, you figure out how really awkward he is, you have to carry the conversations but you don’t mind at all! It’s so cute seeing him stutter in your presence trying to formulate a sentence.
That night you two really can’t wait, fucking each other the same day you finally see one another is needed.
Satoru fucks you like he doesn’t even know you, his cock filts inside you so fucking nicely, he’s not big but he makes up for it with his speed and the way he’s perfectly hitting that sweet spot inside of you. You’re practically dripping and gripping his cock no not practically: you are.
As much as he tries to put on a big front while destroying you, you know he’s just a sensitive thing that’s holding his orgasm for you, it’s not long before he’s cumming into the condom with a drawn out groan before you. He gets hard again pretty quickly and after a quick pause he pushes inside your cunt again, wanting to do it all over again.
He also tries his hardest to not drool all over your neck, he doesn’t want to embarrass himself!
not rlly a request or anything but if you see that way feel free to ignore <33 but... I'm CRAVING more of your genius thoughts on loser satoru...
OFC OFC PART ONE HERE
Loser Satoru has gotten kinda bold lately, he’s been practically begging for your pussy, the first time he asked you resisted the urge to burst out laughing, Satoru? You know how this goes, you give a loser a taste of pussy and he’ll lose himself, walking around campus spilling it to everyone that you opened your legs for him.
Loser Satoru who somehow gets you to sneak somewhere behind a building with him for a make out session. He’s a terrible kisser: trying to shove his tongue in your mouth so early instead of gradually moving into it. Everytime you pull away he’s open mouthed panting and if you look a little closer strings of saliva are present on his chin. He’s desperate with the way he’s also palming his cock, just from a little kissing he’s fully hard.
Loser Satoru who gets thrown a bone and takes it, you’ve decided to take it a step further and let him dry hump you: and it’s only because you feel bad for him, you’ll probably be the only girl who will touch or even get near him.
You’re positioned on your fluffy bed lying down on your stomach whilst Satoru is above you hovering over your ass with his knees on both sides of you, he relaxes a little on the back of your knees. You’ve decided on wearing your cutest black panties, a little lacy and definitely sexy, probably too much for his virgin mind to handle by the way he’s staring.
He reaches out and grabs the fat of your ass, it’s so soft in his hand. He drags his hand over the hump of your ass and slides them near your cunt:
“Don’t you dare Toru’” you scold him, he lets out a disappointing sigh but does remove his hand in favor of gripping your ass again.
You hear his belt unbuckling and a zipper being undone. In the next couple of seconds you feel something warm touch the exposed part of your ass cheek. He starts slow when he begins rubbing the tip of his cock against you, already low groans leaving his throat. After a few moments of him warming up he’s now full on humping you, his wet precum smearing against you with every thrust forward.
Your ass is bouncing and Satoru’s head is dizzying this feels so much better than his hand, his balls are tightening and everytime he grips them for added stimulation his entire being shivers, to be honest it was feeling good for you too. You spread your legs a little so his cock starts to bump against your pussy, Satoru can feel the wet fabric of your panties and it’s further ruining him. Satoru suddenly leans down and has his stomach on your back, head tucked into your neck.
“m’ cumming… oh-shit” he sobbed out, he spasms and coats the inside of your thighs with his cum.
Loser Satoru who you allow to finally after eternity fuck you properly, after all the foreplay is done he’s sliding his fat cock in your cunt, you can’t believe the words slow down are coming out of your lips, especially towards him. You’re wet and hot as he snuggly fits in, you won’t let up with your clenching down on him and it’s not helping at all when it comes to cumming inside you prematurely.
Gojo isn’t nice when he begins fucking you, he feels like he’s not in control of his hips, he’s slamming his cock straight into you over and over. Your messy cunt is so loud, but he’s even louder with his obnoxious moaning,
Gojo isn’t nice when he begins fucking you, he feels like he’s not in control of his hips, he’s slamming his cock straight into you over and over. It’s tantalizing the way your cunt looks as it’s sucking him in and out.
“So.. good, mhhn..” he manages to choke out, Satoru knew that from the porn videos he frequented that him being balls deep in a girl would feel good but he couldn’t image just how fucking amazing it feels, his body is feverish and aching. He looks at where you’re connected again and sees your cum and his cum mixing at the base it’s leaking and making a mess on the both of you.
“Ohm- Toru’ feels s’good” you cry from underneath him, you begin rubbing your soaked clit back and forth, it makes everything taste much more delicious. You’re so close as Gojo continues pounding deep within you. Your stomach starts to turn and twist, feeling weird you try to tell him to stop for a moment but all that leaves your lips are more moans.
With another deep thrust you squirt, soaking your bed, and Satoru. Satoru doesn’t acknowledge it instead he convulses himself and forces his cock the deepest it can go, and cums right inside of you.
He falls right ontop of you, and light snores can be heard shortly after, it’s hard to fight the sleepiness you’re feeling as well so you give in.