“ — just hear me out okay ? so this girl came in today, i don’t think she’s from derry ‘cause i didn’t recognize her. but hey - she had long brown hair, cute denim jacket - she was attractive. she was so excited to get a tattoo today. she told me that she wanted to just skip the meeting in which we talked about where her tattoo would be, how big it would be, pain, time length, & all that good shit. so i was like ‘ okay cool. i hope that this girl is 100% sure ’. & so i asked her what she wanted me to permanently put on her body & she holds out her coffee & takes the top off going ‘ so i got this latte & they made the foam look like a guy & i took one look at it & i swear to god he’s my soulmate so i want it tattooed on me so i can find him later on ’. i looked down at the coffee & told her alright - because i could totally see the face. i don’t know how old the girl was, or if she watched television, but i can’t hope but WONDER if she knows the face in her coffee was danny devito or not. kudos to the person who made her latte though - this girl’s parents are going to be disappointed. ”