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My @shipwrecksf honorarium check now has a small grease stain on it thanks to a former mini-lube leak in my wallet’s secret pocket (where one can also find airplane gin and condoms). This seems appropriate.

#shipwreck #shipwreck forever #also how about fuck everlasting? maybe?#losertakesall

I just got to spend part of my morning at work naming nail polishes and it was just as much fun as you’d think it would be.

#yay #losertakesall #i bitch a lot about work but not this #nail polish #nails #not complaining

In which I wear the lippie @losertakesall bought for me at BEA ?? years ago and miss her terribly. #insertimaginarysmartphoneselfiehere

#losertakesall #need girl time #but this magenta really pops #and is like caffeine #yay

people in NY keep asking me what i am doing for New Year’s and i’m just like, there’s no point: nothing lives up to hanging out in pajamas at @losertakesall‘s drinking too much pink champagne and whisk(e)y playing mario kart and cards against... and salivating like a crazy person until the 5 pounds of candied chicken arrives.

#misterbrainley #losertakesall #youandsometimeswhy #barbarouscoast #sockmuppetshow #nye #honestly i will probably be alone in my apt watching art documentaries and drinking bad wine

I just read Tom Petty as “Tom Titty” and I’m on my third glass of port and it’s not even 9:30. In Shipwreck mode much?

#losertakesall #i swear if i ever get out of this #this is terrible don't get your hopes up at all

on glass #2 and sentence #2. my sense is that this ratio is about right.

#trying so hard #losertakesall #i am doing this for you