#losingvienna

[v-1enna]

Say Cheese

for paige's 1k event!

paige (aka @gogywasfound) is a dear friend of mine and i am so proud of her for hitting 1k so quickly. maybe i would get more followers if i didn't procrastinate so much!!

prompt: "your pick-up lines are bad, but you're cute so it's fine."

pairing: irl!ranboo x gn!reader (use of the word "girl" in an ironic sense)

due to what ranboo has recently said about his stance on romantic x reader fics, this should be read as strictly platonic.

"You know, Tubbo keeps sending me these pick-up lines as a joke."

"Really?" You peer over your shoulder at the tall boy lying on the bed behind you, all but forgetting your psychology homework on the screen in front of you. You spin around in your chair to face him.

"Yeah, he keeps sending me stupid Minecraft ones." He's scrolling through his Discord dms with the British boy, occasionally laughing at the really bad ones. "Listen, here's one," he pauses before continuing, "hey girl, are you a witch? 'Cause I'm under your spell!"

You burst out into fits of giggles - ugly ones at that - in reaction to the awful pick-up line he tried on you. It's one of those so bad it's good-type lines, and it takes you a while to come down from your laughter.

"That-" you wheeze, "that was gold!"

"It was terrible!" Ranboo initially wasn't laughing, but he can't help but laugh with you. "Even I could do better!"

"Yeah?" You question, flopping down on the bed beside him, your feet playing with his legs (because of course you wouldn't be able to reach his feet - he's a literal giant). "Hit me with one, if you're so good."

Ranboo pauses, taken aback by your challenge.

"I, uh-" he takes a moment to think of one, "are you Google? Because you're what I'm looking for."

"That's not even- that doesn't even make sense!" You say, laughing at his poor attempt. "Why would you be looking for Google? Wouldn't you be looking for answers?"

"Stop being logical!" He whisper-shouts, with an exasperated sigh.

"Your pick-up lines suck."

"I know, I know."

"But you're cute, so it's fine." Ranboo feels his face flush as you grin, knowing you freaked him out.

"You think I'm cute?"

[basilly]

BASIL MY HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE DOING A PHOTOSHOOT TOGETHER THEY LOOK SO HOT

- vienna

OH?? 👀

[yourfavewon13tonys]

@losingvienna​ won 13 Tonys for cool facts about possums and opposums!

[strawberrymilkgeorge]

wtf i didn't get a notif for the newest chapter of behind the screen... tumblr is homophobic

i shall go read it now

- @losingvienna

tumblr suUUUUUUcks

enjoy though :)

[v-1enna]

Can I request a safety blanket thing with Wilbur Tommy or tubbo please

Safety Blanket (hc)

Wilbur

wilbur is like

also an anxious mess

like all the time

you are anxious besties

lots of hand holding because like

its like when ur walking your dog

and they keep looking back at u

to like

make sure ur still there???

yeah yall hold hands to make sure the other is still there

like fucking dogs

its so cute

and youre both anxious little shits

but when one of you is too nervous to ask for a packet of ketchup at mcdonalds

the other suddenly does not have anxiety

"excuse me they asked for no pickles on their burger"

like straight up white knighting for each other

it's so cute

having absolutely no clue what to do when the other is having a panic attack

because u dont know wtf to do when YOURE having a panic attack

so how tf r u supposed to help someone else ya know?

Tommy

an absolute bitch at first

thinks he knows everything

and then you actually have a panic attack and he realises

"oh this is a lot worse than i thought it would be"

tries his best to help but really just gets in the way

over time he learns how best to help you

lots of "it's gonna be okay"

lots of him putting an arm around your shoulders

lots of hugs

i mean lots

he is such a hugger omg

you guys do everything together

absolute friendship goals

one time you're at the movies and you get a bit anxious because it's a scary movie

and he just slips his hand into yours like it's nothing

because that's what friends do, right?

you're inseparable and your parents kinda ship you but we're not talking about that because that's weirdchamp

you match each other's chaos PERFECTLY

i want a tommyinnit irl >:(

no tubbo, sorry :(

[v-1enna]

my masterlist

wilbur soot

Drop Everything Now - romantic

Practice Kissing - romantic

Safety Blanket - platonic

technoblade

Safety Blanket - platonic

tommyinnit

Safety Blanket - platonic

ranboo

Safety Blanket - platonic

Say Cheese - platonic

[v-1enna]

welcome to my blog!

hey! my name is vienna (not my real name) and i've been writing fanfiction on and off since i was eleven years old! i'm 18 years old, from australia, and my pronouns are they/them.

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[v-1enna]

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