Nov 25, 2024
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MY BOYFRIEND IS A POKEMON NOW.
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Can you be more specific?
MY BOYFRIEND IS A POKEMON NOW.
Since support aren't ANSWERING MY EMAILS I've pinned that stupid photo.
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Fuck I haven't been posting cause I was doing finals and then crashed after finals. What's up
Okay. Hey. Oscar here.
I've spent the week kinda processing and looking at other people's blogs and shit and. Fuck. Man this is so much and my body is all kinds of wrong. I haven't been able to lay in bed with my girlfriend because I'll fucking break it, I haven't even gone home to my parents yet.
Thankfully my pokemon are just glad I'm home... Cavern and Meister both have been fussing, and so have all of Pallas' mons.
Anyways uh. I'm apparently an "Eeby Deeby" but I'm not going to call myself that. I already feel like enough shit I'm not calling myself some term I find personally demeaning. You can call me a Beast, a Monfolk, a Changed, a Hybrid, etc. I dont really care what yet. But call me an Eeby Deeby and I'll use these new jaws of mine to fucking crunch you.
(@goldenrodchef) Um. Oscar? Are, uh, you doing alright? Did you read the guide I sent? -Gen
{Hey, Tara here, gonna be writing stuff down for Oscar. So it's gonna be written about the way they're talking to me right now. I'll be putting my comments in these brackets}
Hey. I did. This shit... Kinda sucks. To go down the list of what of your guide I guess "applies" to me is: Long snout with a beak on the end, no ears {yet still really good hearing}, wings, neck feathers, uhhh shit what else... Tail {they have knocked several things over already}, I dunno if you mentioned height but I'm like 7ft now and also have a fuckin spine mohawk on my head... Fuck what else... Oh yeah claws and a big ass head that makes it hard to fuckin see shit below me. This sucks so bad and I still have school {seriously, Oscar?} Dude I'm behind on several assignments.
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