Pallas' Journal

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[pallas-perspective]

My name is Pallas, I'm 23, She/Her. I'm a Pokemon stylist.

My pokemon team are:

Princess the Sneasler ♀

Sleet the Aurorus ♂

Medea the Mismagius ♀

Sorry for the short tone <3 I'm a bit frustrated right now ^-^

(ooc under the cut)

Forewarnings:

This blog is very frequently going to be high stakes.

Pallas specifically is an incredibly combative person, and WILL start fights. Do not be afraid to step away from conversations with her for your own mental health, and don't be afraid to tell us you cannot deal with her.

All characters on this blog are going to be shitty people to at least some degree. Please be aware of this when interacting with them. They have to capacity to be good but often will be mundanely shitty.

There will be themes of Horror throughout the plot, especially Found Footage Horror and Psychological Horror. We will tag these to best of our ability but it is a theme throughout.

Trigger Warnings for Blog:

Ableism, Internalized Ableism, Relationship Abuse, Infidelity (Cheating), Internalized Racism, Body Horror, Character Death, Discussions of Sexuality, and more.

This list will be added to. There will be no Pokemon Death.

Guidelines:

NSFW is allowed but will be tagged. (Muns are adults. We have the right to not answer though.)

Any kind of PKMN IRL blog can interact (characters currently unaware of the multiverse at the moment, so they likely won't believe most people at the moment)

In Character Anon Hate is acceptable

Pelipper Mail/Malice: OFF (for now)

Musharna Mail/Malice: OFF

Magic Anons: OFF

Tags:

#pallas perspective -> Pallas posting

#false dragon -> [REDACTED] posting (cannot be seen by Pallas)

#styler's advice -> Ask tag

#styles and skills -> Pallas' advice tag (on grooming OR battling)

#lost horde -> Plot Tag

#creeping dread -> something important.

#blinded -> works as #blinded: [character] signifying who on the blog cannot see the post.

Story Arcs:

None yet.

Muns' mains are: @werewolfcave @umbreix

[vulgrados-best]

Y'know what can't hurt me? Utena Bet On It AMV

[pallas-perspective]

Utena itself can and will hurt you. But my bestest friend the Bet On It AMV is like a drunk girl you meet at a party that makes everything alright with the world.

[vulgrados-best]

REAPWING IS TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR NO REASON.

[pallas-perspective]

oh fuck dude hes gonna reap your wings

[vulgrados-best]

MISGENDERING THEM????

[pallas-perspective]

nah nah they get new pronouns when they’re coming for your wings

[vulgrados-best]

REAPWING ON THEIR FAE ARC????

[pallas-perspective]

believe in them.

[vulgrados-best]

[vulgrados-best]

REAPWING IS TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR NO REASON.

[pallas-perspective]

oh fuck dude hes gonna reap your wings

[vulgrados-best]

MISGENDERING THEM????

[pallas-perspective]

nah nah they get new pronouns when they’re coming for your wings

[vulgrados-best]

REAPWING ON THEIR FAE ARC????

[pallas-perspective]

believe in them.

[vulgrados-best]

REAPWING IS TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR NO REASON.

[pallas-perspective]

oh fuck dude hes gonna reap your wings

[vulgrados-best]

MISGENDERING THEM????

[pallas-perspective]

nah nah they get new pronouns when they’re coming for your wings

[vulgrados-best]

REAPWING IS TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR NO REASON.

[pallas-perspective]

oh fuck dude hes gonna reap your wings

[pallas-perspective]

Maybe I should get another egg that might cheer up Medeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pallas-perspective]

🛏️⌛‼️

[pallas-perspective]

Maybe I should get another egg that might cheer up Medeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pallas-perspective]

If anyone has any tips for making a Mismagius feel more comfortable in a new home, let me know!

[yveltalreal]

give them weaponry

[pallas-perspective]

Hm... The eternal struggle of "this would be really fucking funny" and "she WILL chase me around the house with a sword if I don't let her steal my food like a little criminal"

[vulgrados-best]

Y'know. As much as we often think of Kangaskhans as purely bipedal creatures they are very much capable of being quadrupedal

[mudkipsandmischief]

Wow! I am not a fan of this!

[vulgrados-best]

Is it because they can run 40-45 kph/30-35 mph while on all fours or is it because my Kangaskhan is pink

[pallas-perspective]

Arc forbid a woman has an impressive run speed.

[pallas-perspective]

If anyone has any tips for making a Mismagius feel more comfortable in a new home, let me know!

[pallas-perspective]

Oscar fell for the trap again (warm blanket) and is already zonked out and it's not even 9 yet.

Sleet keeps headbutting me, I think he wants me to go over and cuddle my boyfriend.

And I would but...

Medea keeps floating near the doorway.

Maybe she just hasn't gotten used to the new place yet? That doesn't make sense though, I set up a bunch of things for her to "haunt" and she's been having a blast. She was SUPER cuddly the other day after she finished playing.

Maybe it's just the nighttime out here. Guess it's different without the sounds of so many trees rustling.

I'll go make her some (POKEMON SAFE) hot chocolate and see if that'll help. At the very least she can float the mug around.

[pallas-perspective]

aaaanyways I should fix up that pinned post soon. I've been trying but the damn thing keeps throwing up an error message. Though apparently most of tumblr has lately? So. Ugh fix your WEBSITE!!!!

[pallas-perspective]

Life Update!!!

Hello to all my wonderful friends and followers! Now that things are FINALLY POSTING ON MY BLOG AGAIN I can update you all on what's been happening in my life~

FIRSTLY! I love my salon but there's no secret that while I can fit almost any Pokemon... Well let's just say that with some of them there was barely any room for me to be in the same building. I've been keeping an eye on properties in the area and the PERFECT place went on the market. Just in time for the new year too!

After catching up on all their work, Ozzy helped out with the move (wow that Pokemon strength REALLY comes in handy with carrying boxes) along with all my girls~ THANKS GIRLIEEEEES I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!

I think this damned site is still all jammed when it comes to uploading images (I barely got text though, as you can see) and so I can't show it off here. But for those who follow me on other socials you'll have seen the painting process and the set-up of the new salon! And maybe a few little shots of Oz and I's new place too (soon!)

Unless the goddamn connection cuts out again. This new wifi has been lovely for everything BUT my "rotomblr" blog.

I think this'll be a good fresh start for us. The new place is more accessible for Oscar while they're... the way that he is right now.

I'm gonna try get a bed custom made, for the two of us. Even if. Even when Oscar turns back, Cavern will probably try to sleep on it too and making that thing Salamence-proof will save me a world of headaches.

And we're at least an hour away from those woods.

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[pallas-perspective]

Ꝇ””✁ Η”” ◊м Ꝇ””✁ Η”” ◊м Ꝇ””✁ Η”” ◊м

Ampharos is a yellow, bipedal ovine Pokémon with a white belly. It has conical ears with black stripes and a red orb on its forehead. (nice little lightning rod) Its long neck has several black rings around it near the base. (typically they go... not limp really, they still wriggle a bit, but they relax if you hold them there if you need to handle them. ESPECIALLY if they retain traits from mega evolution because that mane can get TANGLED let me tell you) Its stubby arms resemble flippers and each foot has a single white nail. (They adore having them painted, status symbol?) It has a long, black-striped tail with a red orb at the tip. The orb on its tail can shine so bright, that it can be seen from space. (Any actual data on this or are people just saying things again?) People have used the light as a beacon, or to send signals across the ocean. (ACROSS THE OCEAN? THE WHOLE OCEAN? JEEZ. PEOPLE WILL JUST WRITE ANYTHING)

[pallas-perspective]

OH SO WHEN I'M TRYING TO POST NORMAL STUFF IT WON'T GO THROUGH.

BUT WHEN I START JOKINGLY RANTING ON POKEMON DATABASES IT POSTS???!?!??

THIS WEBSITE HATES ME!

[pallas-perspective]

Ꝇ””✁ Η”” ◊м Ꝇ””✁ Η”” ◊м Ꝇ””✁ Η”” ◊м

Ampharos is a yellow, bipedal ovine Pokémon with a white belly. It has conical ears with black stripes and a red orb on its forehead. (nice little lightning rod) Its long neck has several black rings around it near the base. (typically they go... not limp really, they still wriggle a bit, but they relax if you hold them there if you need to handle them. ESPECIALLY if they retain traits from mega evolution because that mane can get TANGLED let me tell you) Its stubby arms resemble flippers and each foot has a single white nail. (They adore having them painted, status symbol? Also SINGLE? They're CLAWS what the hell are these people on?!) It has a long, black-striped tail with a red orb at the tip. The orb on its tail can shine so bright, that it can be seen from space. (Any actual data on this or are people just saying things again?) People have used the light as a beacon, or to send signals across the ocean. (ACROSS THE OCEAN? THE WHOLE OCEAN? JEEZ. PEOPLE WILL JUST WRITE ANYTHING)

[vulgrados-best]

trust me dude having a cynthia isn’t always a good thing. she jumpscared me at a coffee shop the other day. she’s like reverse tony talonflame.

Oh that's really scary I think if I saw Cynthia on Vulgrado I'd start dying on the spot

[pallas-perspective]

My parents have a scrapbook of photos from my childhood. Cynthia is in the background of two of them.