January: Australia on fire
February: This Plague inc. Sh*t too real
March: You get a quarantine! You get a quarantine! You all get a quarantine!
April: We are officially out of wood, all is toilet paper now
May: The Leviathan is awake (it's ghost Leviathan, thank god)
June: Subnautica players volunteer to kill it, after scientist discovered first ever Prawn.
July: Aliens came to pick up the Leviathan, who is dead
August: WW III is with aliens, because we killed their pet. Kyanu Reeves says he understands.
September: Aliens won, humans gave up the second Aliens threatened us with hatching a Lost Leviathan. We are exiled to the moon.
October: First ever Halloween on the moon. The party was lit, but now there's tons of flying vomit in the air
November: We got so gross the plague is back
December: The only gift you'll get this Christmas is a painful death












