#lost pants

[markagorman]

Half a pant.

[nousernameideas]

I have to get up for classes in a couple hours, so I devised a plan. Obviously I stayed up too late since I only have like 2~3 hours of sleep, so I was gonna get dressed now and sleep in some.......but I lost my pants....

[livelonglovelife]

my 12 year old cousin was sleeping over last night in the same room as me and i woke up this morning to her confused face and she asked me “did i go to sleep with pants on?” and i was like yeah what the heck of course you did and apparently she had woken up without her pants on and (as we later found out she wasn’t wearing her shirt either) we both looked throughout the whole bed and could not find her pants so she was just sitting there in her undies and a sports bra feeling very confused. turns out she normally doesn’t wear clothes to bed and in the middle of the night while we were both asleep she took off her pants and shirt and stuck her pants into the far back crevice in the sheets and her shirt was under neath her. she had no recollection of this. she woke up believing that someone had come into our room and taken her shirt and pants. the poor child. i laughed so hard i cried. 

[sdwbean]

Put on a skirt to go outside and get mail. Came back in and my pajama pants are gone. Who would do this to me? *cries*

[zombieboobabe]

Here I go again...

Trying to find my pants...

I think I have a problem.

[eden-ozzy]

I have heard many stupid excuses to leave class, but by far, this is both the dumbest and funniest one I have heard.

Student: Can I go get my pants?

Everyone: ...... *stares at him*

Student: I left a pen in my pants and it may leak. Can I get my pants?

Teacher: .........sure?

[onenudistarmy]

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"Let me tell you five useful pieces of information: the first is thank you, the second is that this is getting weird, the third is that I be open to other M!As, the forth is that I also take questions and the fifth is that I lost my pants."