#lostcndfound

[wolves-of-etoile]

Starter for @lostcndfound (For Candlesnuff)

A man entered the shop and then stopped. Tall, rugged-looking, built. It was just a little after lunch and the man already had a five o'clock shadow. Gray eyes momentarily came to rest on a random electronic doodad. Some sort of clock? He turned it over in his hand curiously but then put it back.

He had a knapsack slung over one shoulder. It didn't appear to be carrying much; he either had something to trade in or had come in with a shopping list in mind. He explored for a few moments and then, curiosity sated, he decided it was time for business.

He came up to the counter, turning his knapsack around toward his front so that its contents were more readily available. He then gave the proprietor a cordial smile in greeting. "Hello. I heard you do... 'disposals'."

[jetlaguar]

@lostcndfound [ 🛍️ ]

Derward’s heart jolted joyously at the sound of his name and immediately he went in search of the caller. He had waited to be asked for almost as long as he had waited to extend himself to his proper 5’10’’ in the bottom of that infernal coffer to which he had once been banished.

In just a couple more of those ever eager steps, the accidental master and his reluctant servant would’ve went colliding into each other. As instructed, Derward held out his hands, for he would accept any present from the one who could make his sweet songbird real again. That alone was gift enough for Derward.

…

The sudden wetness in his palms elicited a rare scowl from Dee and his eyes then beheld the outline of a small creature cloaked in death.

“ … What manner of hoax is this?” He took a deep breath in spite of the repugnant flavour of blood in the air. “Get rid of it—No. I shall see to it’s burial. But bring me no more like this one … ” For what felt like the first time since he’d known him, Derward turned his back to Fetch without the anticipation of being followed after.

He did not face him, but added: “Against my will, I’ve kept you, but I’ve no less kept you … To hate me, that’s one thing. I can understand where it comes from. But to harm a hapless critter, just to spite me … You’re nothing like I thought you were,” he croaked, taking aching steps in the direction of the garden, hands trembling the remains of the rabbit in an eerie echo of it's former life.

[bcntbouquet]

you told me it was a scratch , this is not a fucking scratch! - Laurie @ Gil or anyone else you're up for him getting thrown at?

" ... Alright, so it's a BIG scratch, and there was a lot of blood, but it is a scratch ... and, as you can see, Laurie, I'm still standing." Gilmary gave a wearied smile and unlocked the door to his office, letting Laurie go in before him. Truth be told, he wasn't feeling up to working today but he kept the appointment due to ... wanting to see Laurie. He wouldn't admit to it readily, of course, but Mayhew was the first face he saw in his mind when things had started to go black.

"A man attacked me on the subway, last night ... mistook me for somebody else, apparently ... Honestly, it's nothing you need worry about ... Doctors said it will barely leave a scar ... "

[bcntbouquet]

"death and i have been seriously intimate for some time now." - from Laurie (@lostcfterdark) for Dee or Gilmary? (No worries at all if doesn't work!)

x

" ... May I offer you a different perspective, Mr. Mayhew? See, you might've had a brush or two with death, but that's only a superficial knowledge of the thing ... Life, whereas, you keep returning to—the fact of which is perhaps best proven by your external wounds—supporting the theory that this intimacy which you feel you share, internally, with that unseen force, is actually with life ... not death ... "

[deletreatualma]

@lostcndfound <3'd for a starter:

She blinked at him, surprised at the precise attack she'd just witnessed -- and, truthfully, the guy looked half-shocked at what he'd done too. "Thank you for that... assist," she exhaled before cautiously stepping closer, "-did they hurt you?"

[bcntbouquet]

“No one else is supposed to be here tonight… so, why am I hearing crying?” - Aubrey @ Dominic? (Or anyone else if that doesn't work!)

creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky … sentence starters

"You, scared? Is this the same man who reads Fangoria like porn?" He cackled the question into the cool night, almost like he was deliberately daring the spirit or axe-murderer (probably that last one, Dominic thought skeptically... ) to come out of hiding. Dominic knew of Aubrey's little predilection for monsters and now seemed like the perfect time to air it... if only for the sake of trying to lighten up the fright-factor he would vehemently deny existed in his mind.

[bcntbouquet]

"You're a little scrawny for a prince, aren't you?" - Felix @ Derward??

The nobleman set his jaw, making the grin he was on the verge of loosing more subtle.

"We've been expecting the arrival of a court fae for some time now, but then again our understanding was that he hailed from the fae courts, not that he'd be acting JESTER to our own (courts)..."

[bcntbouquet]

The View Askewniverse movies? (Any/all) For the send a fandom thing.

⊱send me a fandom and i’ll tell you...⊰

am i familiar with it?

Yes! I've seen all the films, as well as the Clerks animated series. Mallrats is an all-time-favourite film of mine, and I think all the other films in the universe are hilarious in their own right! I like 'Vulgar', too, despite the series subject matter.

do i like the fandom itself?

I don't know what the fanbase is like; never talked to anyone that was into the films or even had seen any of them. I also don't come across fanworks related to the films, and I don't think I've ever seen any of the characters being written in the rpc either.

who’s my favorite character?

I have a mega crush on T.S. lol and I think Brodie is one of the funniest characters ever. I really like Randall from Clerks and its various instalments... Dante's personality is precious... Every performance across these films is brilliant!

if i had to choose, who would i roleplay? 

Probably T.S. I feel like he's the most mutable / versatile of the View Askew characters, in a way. Plus I just really wanna look at Jeremy's face ngl. I've considered both Randall (sadly, don't think I could do him justice) and T.S. as muses, multiple times.

My OC, Jason, has Jason Lee / Brodie as his fc.

I actually did rp Silent Bob, and Jay, very briefly, in the past!