#lotf bar

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You need to feed me

Uhhhhhh what do you want to eat? I can't feed you alcohol, so I'll get whatever from the grocery store

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BREAKING LOTF TOWN NEWS!!

THE BAR OWNER HAS GONE MISSING!

The bar owner was last seen near the pool, and no signs of them leaving have been found! The pool owner and the bar owner were heard to have been arguing, but no motive for the pool owner has been uncovered.

The culprit is still on the loose! Please report any suspects.

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hiii can u keep @ralphcantthinkofahandle in here..

hes singing in my inbox and i think this is a great home for him

if his dad starts looking just say hes on an island or smth idk

also for food just give him grass becuz he likes horses and those things eat grass i think

Sorry, man :( we don't do that here

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Ok I think I'm officially starting the revolution with the help of @ask-the-beastie and the #yo gurt anon

Tyty for supplying me with stuff for this

Hopefully things will stay mostly peaceful and no one gets eaten except Roger and Jack

Just don't kill Jack he's my favorite savage (Maurice would never be a savage I will die on this hill)

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yo gurt I'm going to #sing

I #am yo gurt

Me and Ralph will #win

I will #kick you in the dirt

If you mess #with #my twin

#thank you

HELL YEAH!! MIC DROP!!

yo gurt anon you're welcome to stay in the bar too

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Hurt me and tell me you're mine

I don't know why, but I like it

Scary? My God, you're divine

Gimme them, gimme them dope and diamonds

Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we'll be in love forever?

Do you think we'll be in love?

Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City

Can we hit it now, low-down and gritty?

Do you think we'll be in love forever?

Do you think we'll be in love?

You're no good for me

Baby, you're no good for me

You're no good for me

But baby, I want you, I want you

You're no good for me

Baby, you're no good for me

You're no good for me

But baby, I want you, I want you, I want you

Jager, btw (im fucking crazy.)

Personally not a Jager shipper, but yeah I can totally see your vision man. Go crazy, you deserve it.

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(ooc) I ACCIDENTLY UNFOLLOWED SRY ABT THAT!

Hi Maurice. I live here because Jack attempted to give me away and I just stuck around.

I am not Maurice are you having delusions he's over there in the corner playing pokemon

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Am i allowed to serve drinks since i live here

bbg you’re like 12. That’s gonna get my totally real and not at all forged liquor license taken away