LOTF NEWS!

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LOTF TOWN NEWS HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!

Got a story you wanna share? Send in an ask!

Mod will be posting about interesting things happening in LOTF town.

No politics please!

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*wearing trench coat in the rain* There Was A Bloody Pig Found In The Market... Throw People Off My Trail If You Wanna Keep That Rock Collection Of Yours...

can we air this guys, I'm scared

also what does he mean rock collection??? We're a news studio???

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BREAKING LOTF TOWN NEWS!

@msfisherot is reported to have been the culprit of several kidnappings!

So far, @wholesome-lotf-confessions and @lotf-town-hall have been kidnapped! (We're not entirely sure how you kidnap a building, but why not?)

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THE STORY CONTINUES!

@msfisherot has kidnapped @ribbitingconversation and Jack Merridew from the @lotf-public-pool ! Though, she does live at the pool, so we're not sure how the pool owners will respond!

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THE STORY CONTINUES PT.2

@msfisherot has now kidnapped @lotf-sheriff ! Though, she has returned Jack to the pool! That was quick! What's that about?

[lotf-news]

BREAKING LOTF TOWN NEWS!

@msfisherot is reported to have been the culprit of several kidnappings!

So far, @wholesome-lotf-confessions and @lotf-town-hall have been kidnapped! (We're not entirely sure how you kidnap a building, but why not?)

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THE STORY CONTINUES!

@msfisherot has kidnapped @ribbitingconversation and Jack Merridew from the @lotf-public-pool ! Though, she does live at the pool, so we're not sure how the pool owners will respond!

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BREAKING LOTF TOWN NEWS!

@msfisherot is reported to have been the culprit of several kidnappings!

So far, @wholesome-lotf-confessions and @lotf-town-hall have been kidnapped! (We're not entirely sure how you kidnap a building, but why not?)

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LOTF TOWN NEWS!

@lotf-jail is doing a Favorite Prisoner contest!

Who will win? And what will happen if @msfisherot doesn't?

Whoever succeeds is the warden for a day!

Go see at @lotf-jail !

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BREAKING LOTF TOWN NEWS!!

THE BAR OWNER HAS GONE MISSING!

The bar owner was last seen near the pool, and no signs of them leaving have been found! The pool owner and the bar owner were heard to have been arguing, but no motive for the pool owner has been uncovered.

The culprit is still on the loose! Please report any suspects.

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LOTF TOWN NEWS!!

The @lotf-zoo has allegedly stolen @ralphcantthinkofahandle from @lotf-bar ! We will now hold an interview with the zoo about this!

Is this true, @lotf-zoo ?

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I was framed by the cemetery and my own insomnia

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Oh dear! Will you be giving the bar Ralph back? They seem to be getting pretty mad!

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LOTF TOWN NEWS!!

The @lotf-zoo has allegedly stolen @ralphcantthinkofahandle from @lotf-bar ! We will now hold an interview with the zoo about this!

Is this true, @lotf-zoo ?

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LOTF TOWN NEWS!!

There's anon going around claiming that @ralphcantthinkofahandle is after them! Is this true? More later!

Mod note: sorry for not posting! I've been busy!

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Apologies for not posting! I have a few things in the works!

If you have something you want in the news, send an ask and I'll do my best to make something of it.

-mod

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