Les Miserables Hogwarts AU
I thought about this a lot, and this is how I think the sorting hat would sort the young generation of the Les Miserables characters.
I wanted to create a toxic atmosphere at Slytherin (not hating, I’m also a Slytherin, but it fits well with what was given in the HP books), and Enjolras being the lost soul there, spending most of his free time alone, thinking about ways he could change the world, while pretty-boy/bad-boy Montparnasse flirts with Éponine, who doesn’t really enjoy it, but had an abusive childhood, so she can’t reject his advances. I like to imagine that the Thénardier family is a long line of pure-blood Slytherins, that’s why Azelma is here. Enjolras, Montparnasse and Éponine are usually depicted as Slytherins by the fandom so I don’t think I have to point out why. Grantaire, on the other hand, from what I’ve seen is frequently put into Ravenclaw by fellow fans, but I feel like he belongs here, as Ravenclaws like learning new things, but R only cares for his own, already stable opinion. Also Ravenclaws are (according to Pottermore) sharp and individual, and R is not that sharp (I mean his rants are a bit out-there), nor is he an individual, as he cares so much for what Enjolras does and he goes along with it beyond reason (at least beyond his own reasoning). Instead he is prideful (takes it very seriously when he’s being overlooked) and determined (”You’ll see!”) as a Slytherin should be. Bonus points for this that he is in the same house as Enjolras and he probably wants to know his plans all the time, and won’t stop bothering him. :)
Combeferre is the Guide and a bookworm, it’s a given he’s here. A fan of medical studies such as Joly doesn’t really need explaining, Feuilly absolutely loves learning, he self-taught himself how to read! Musichetta, I wanted her to be in the same house as Joly, and also seems like she fits the sharp individual type, even if she’s artistic, a bit like Luna Lovegood. Finally, Louison was like the only woman in the book who listened to politics, she deserves this spot.
Courfeyrac and Lesgles are the two funnest persons to be around, absolute jokesters, and they are clearly honest, hard-working and accepting, so that fits the Hufflepuff ideal. Marius is one I’ve seen everywhere (except maybe Slytherin) but him in Gryffindor just doesn’t make sense, remember how he didn’t have the guts to talk to Cosette, and he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed either. He’s good qualities include being all about fair-play, being patient and loyal, and that’s what the Hufflepuff spirit is about. Bonus points for him being in the same house as Courfeyrac and Bossuet, his best friend and his first friend in the brick. Chowder seems like being able to take a joke and positively accept her fate, like Bossuet and Courfeyrac, and Fricassée is kind of a shrinking violet who will need her friends’ help to get out of her shell, a lot like Marius.
Cosette is like the Harry Potter equivalent, the distaff counterpart of the boy who lived, Floréal is the perfect foil for her, as she is that spoiled alpha b.tch (who deep down actually has a heart of gold) (like Rose from the Cursed Child) to round out Cosette’s innocent personality. All we really learn from the book about Irma is that she’s sassy, but that’s enough for us, since Gryffindor is the house of sass, as evidenced by all characters who were Gryffindors. Gavroche is a bit like Sirius, coming from a family of Slytherins, expecting to be there too, and than everyone is surprised. He doesn’t mind, he’s all for adventures and he kinda likes that his big sisters can’t monitor him all the time. Jehan is kinda the Neville of this story (Yeah, I noticed this section has a lot of HP comparisons, just roll with it), a wimp who seems like he’s a bit timid, but when given the chance, he shows how brave he really is, when opposing great threats. Bahorel low-key has my favorite story of all of them. He’s a heroic popular jock athlete, who thinks everyone at Gryffindor will be just like him, and is very excited to get sorted into the house of his dreams, only to find out that his housemates are either self-centered and self-righteous or weaklings who write poems. Disappointed at first, but then decides that it’s his job to see and bring out the best in everyone, so he keeps on showing off his sportsmanship and team-spirit to influence them, and as they develop, Bahorel couldn’t be happier. Especially about Jehan, whom he successfully gets into the Quidditch team, and a bromance like no other forms between them.
If you think I got any character’s placement either horribly wrong or completely right, please give this post some feedback, because I’d love to discuss this topic.