Jun 8
fat black cat that follows primo around. he insists it's not his cat, he doesn't keep pets, they get in the way, they're demanding. still gave it a name, still purchases fancy cat food, still doesn't allow the average person to pet it (which is fine bc it's rather content with just walking between his legs and staying near him only). primo constantly curses at it, tons of empty threats. don't you dare ever mention how he can be found sleeping with the cat in his chest like a weighted heated blanket
