#love-liner

[airendon]

February 13

“My cuddling up with you is not an expression of affection, but rather a disdain for hypothermia.”

“Just shut up and hold me.”

[airendon]

February 12

“I hate my job. It is a dead-end, soul sucking job, in a mold riddled bleak hole of a building, that makes me contemplate murder every day. So what does it say about our relationship, that you make me want to leave early to go to work every single day?”

“...That I’ve encouraged you to be a more productive member of society?”

[airendon]

February 11

“I would dance with you beneath the pale moonlight... but I’d like to keep my toes unbroken.”

[airendon]

February 10 (Barely)

“Without love, all my accomplishments taste like ash.”

[airendon]

February 9

“What true love is is really dependent on how you define ‘true’ rather than ‘love.’ True love can last all of one day if you define it as ‘real’ rather than say, ‘consistent.’”

“Is that what you tell all the girls in the morning?”

“No- I just ask them for breakfast and leave through the window.”

[airendon]

February 8

“And what over-used, store room sentiment cliche stamped on an over-priced, over-decorated piece of paper are you about to hand me?”

“...It would be amusing how you simultaneously butchered my heart and the word over if not for my tears.”

“It really would be. Are you going to-”

“No, I no longer think you deserve it.”

“The card or the sentiment?”

“Both!”

[airendon]

February  7

“I can promise you that I’ll love you always in the only way I have ever known: Selfishly, quietly and in one direction. ”

[airendon]

February 6

“Love, I wouldn’t want even death to part us: I want to be zombies with you.”