send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: Peter, obvs
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes waffles: Peter (until he introduces Ronan to waffles)
sends the other unsolicited nudes: Ronan (he claims it's an accident every time)
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Peter (in his defense, he didn't have a chance to test into the next level)
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: Ronan (he has a secret sweet tooth)
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Peter (sarcasm level varies)
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Ronan (Peter would hide a body if necessary, Ronan never bothers with the clean up)
wears the least clothing around the house: Ronan (Peter convinced him that since his clothes are such a pain to get on and off, he should just forgo them when he can)
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Peter (he tries to hide them, but is rarely successful, good thing Ronan is mostly just confused)