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Them taking out the trash together at 2am has the same energy as this phil tweet

I just realized that the person who sent throbbing c*ck was named philsdumptruck

Somehow the crazy thing about the stereo today was that they absolutely ignored phil fingering the wall hole

Phil: I have a paint mixing kink

Dan: 🥰oh yeah? Did you know That was my job?!!🥰🥰🥰✨✨

Anyways Dan Tuesday

Dan: Haha phils so funny anyways I’m a dumb bitch

Gayyy I’ll choose your clothes from now on

Can’t cook for shit can’t tell lettuce apart

• Glory hole ✨

Robot sex?? Phils was probs too enthusiastic about this

Dans being annoying and phil is like seriously going to smack him someday

Hamster talk??? wtf

Bread is love bread is life 🥰

Goodbye “yeh” phils no thoughts head empty just full on vibin at this point

Dan y/n energy has skyrocketed in this stereo

Wtf is his life

the contrast between Daniel Howell the published author and :Dan man of obnoxious noises and stereo chaos is something that can be so personal

Jokes on dnp they chose violence but the phandom can’t be outdone

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