Soz to dump these on you but I have so many mpreg feels. Super angsty one: Steve got pregnant, had a kid and his parents still don't know because they're never home. Fluffy one I just saw a post about what parenting is really like and it's hilarious, toddler rubbing Hershey syrup into a white settee. Bathroom covered in shaving foam. Walls and dog covered in Sharpie. I just picture the whole Steve looking at his parents expensive settee and eyeing Billy like "he's your kid too"
okay but i fucking love this???? i love this so fucking much because i can see it happening so clearly. like, steve did not sign up for a wild child??? he’s exhausted all the time and having to tell the toddler no is a constant thing. steve’s pretty sure he inherited his ADHD and can’t even imagine what he was like as a kid nevermind the fact that he’s billy’s kid too. because that’s what steve thinks every time something breaks or something gets ruined by tiny little hands. billy coming home from work after steve’s picked up their kid from daycare, standing in the doorway like, “you wanna see what your son did today?” and billy’s always sheepish about it cuz there’s no way that kid isn’t his. billy’s very aware of his energy and his presence, and their baby has all of it and then some. steve has mastered the side-eye so damn well, and that’s why billy generally always offers to swoop their kid up in his arms and tell him it’s bath time just so steve can have a moment where he’s not mopping up spilled juice or rubbing the walls to get the crayons off the surface. and when it’s billy’s turn to watch him, by the end of the day when steve comes home, billy always sighs and says “he’s definitely my kid.” and steve huffs laughter until he realizes there’s puddles of water trailing in from the pool after billy and their baby had a swimming day. just exasperated harringrove!!!!!! loving their child so much but also wondering how in the world he’s got so much damn energy and why he’s gotta be a fuckin tornado, lmao.







