#lovelyball

[in-wayne-camera]

🐱好治癒 啊波哥超可愛一面😍🙈 #inwaynecamera #ballball #pet #lovelyball #lovely #drinkingwatercat （在 龍蟠苑）

[in-wayne-camera]

🐱又賣萌了 #cat #lovely #cold #ballball #ball #lovelyball #inwaynecamera （在 龍蟠苑）

[postmodernpostman]

hERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLONE (NINJA CLONE HERE WE STONE)

*grabs doppelganger and quarter of weed while donning ninja headband* AW YEEEEAAHHHH.

[postmodernpostman]

... Really.

[wifesimulator]

First impression: intimidating + super good artist + WHATS WITH THE CARLTONS vs. the impression now: intimidation level somewhat reduced, artist level cranked up a lot, role model level in dealing w school: A Lot, also skeletons + the dogtective

NINA IM SINCERELY GLAD THAT WHEN U THINK OF ME U THINK OF FOODFIGHT

[catstylist]

Oh yeah, so here was the description I wrote for the "roommate dating service" (when they see me my name is Space Cadet and I hope no one brings it up because soooo many people used their REAL names. crap):

((UNDER THE CUT TO AVOID DASH CLOG))

Hello! As we could potentially room together, I am obligated to offer you a warm greeting and an assurance that I no longer scream or thrash while slumbering. This is a strong "roomie" candidate, alright.

I do not intend to "party hardy" or partake in mind-altering substances. The only thing I intend to go crazy with is the sheer amount of tears I'll probably shed during finals.

I try to be a positive pessimist. A realist?

I enjoy the company of others a great deal, yet I also value bouts of solitude to recover from days that are particularly demanding socially.

I think books are great because the serve a multitude of purposes. They're great decorations, hefty projectiles, a source of fantastical stories and--more unfortunately--the nonfictional gateway to passing class.

I like both cats AND dogs. I'm pet-flexible. On the topic of flexibility, I enjoy vacuuming and although laundry and I aren't always the best of mates.... I am totally flexible if we have chores (or "important secret operative tasks") to complete on a regular basis.

Want to know more? Well, let's just say I enjoy long walks on the beach for the sole purpose of squishing my toes in the sand and scouting out tide pools because I don't know what other information this description could possibly require. 

[catstylist]

Oh my god, so I'm going through my University's website to get to know it better and

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[catstylist]

all the french I know: bonjour hon hon hon un baguette omelette du fromage voulez vouz cochez avec moi se soir puiton merde