jiu jitsu all day

it's finley, 29, twitter @wifesimulator

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[sheprd]

ive done something terrible to my dog

[frigbob]

Guess who didn't eat all day bc their food got rained on and looked Slightly Different

[wifesimulator]

life updates:

friends got a kitten and named her MORTADELLA

went to see immersive phantom of the opera with max and got to meet so many amazing people whose fic i have been salivating over for literally like nine years now and they were all so nice funny smart gorgeous amazing that i'm still like Did that happen???? was this real???? is that allowed?????

DID miss the second show we were gonna see very tragically but we are going back to nyc to rebuild and recover because we are beyond help. now IS this a smart life decision considering i make minimum wage? no! not at all! very much not at all!

but with the upcoming 40 cent increase to minwage i will be basically making the same hourly wage i did when i started animation. now it's a fraction of the hours so there's still a problem. and my rent is twice what it was then so it's less than ideal. but last time we waited responsibly to see the phantom of the opera we waited so long in fact that there was time for a global pandemic and the show closed on broadway and the industry we work in received a blunt force injury and i had to spend all that responsibly-saved money on like rent and bills for several years?

so would retirement even be worth it if i didn't have memories of the Live Bed Event in MASQUERADE NYC. no. there are pros and cons

also like a month ago at work in one of the houseplants there was a BROWN ANOLE and it was a whole saga but now we have custody of it. creature:

[official-keyes]

Notice how he was banished from the realm

[spiribia]

The cat keeps leaving his shed claws around in my room like we’re in a farm sim and i can sell Cat Claw at the grocer for 1 cent each or use it to craft Feline Charm which gives me better visibility at night and in caves

[your-favourite-nerd]

i love wasps and yellow jackets so much

my darlingest babeys

[batbetbitbotbut]

Threading the new warp is going well!

[batbetbitbotbut]

Sleying is also a breeze.

[batbetbitbotbut]

She's drooling on the fabric but she's purring too hard for me to be upset about it

[batbetbitbotbut]

All finished by her very own paws

[puddlesl1me]

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[puddlesl1me]

buy my nothing

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[tilliusdiy]

I Need to learn to weave Right Now

[tilliusdiy]

I Need to learn to weave I Need to I Need to I simply Must learn to weave. what the fuck will I do with any of the weavings? who on earth knows but I Must Learn

[summoningspark]

Good news! If you have string you can learn to weave for $0! You just have to be crazy enough to design and build a loom out of trash!

If you have sufficient hubris you don't even have to look anything up ahead of time. You can figure it out as you go

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fun Fact: You can actually pick up any fibercraft with sufficient hubris and willingness to repurpose random crap. In fact, I think the high degree of hubris and willingness to repurpose objects for uses their creators, nature and god never intended is ESSENTIAL to any fibercraft.

[snowdarkred]

he died for what he believed in

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[pjackk]

Who shot shinso abe

[warpweight]

one-star yelp review of wedding venue incoming

[wifesimulator]

i mustn't adopt the funny swirly tortoiseshelly thing my friend is fostering. even if she is sweet and funny and polite and cute and i like her and she lets me pet her the most of anyone. i can't. i mustn't. i must not. Unless...?

[wifesimulator]

failed badly btw

[sacred-portal]