because it hit my mind and i'm of the mood to share: Nie Brothers Lilo & Stitch AU. GO WILD
this has been sitting in my inbox for a week (or something; time is fake) because...I mean, is the cackling feral space alien construct Meng Yao, or Wei Wuxian?!? And who’s the mad scientist who created him in a lab, and who’s hte mosquito-obsessed government officer sent to keep him in line?
...I’ll tell you what also works: not to be predictable in my favorite relationships, but Jiang Cheng trying very hard to raise his nephew on his own, the rest of their family dead or presumed dead, and Jin Ling is tempermental and angsty so he doesn’t have a lot of friends...Jiang Cheng takes him to the pound to get a dog, because- because why not, okay, there’s no reason not to have a dog in the house (not for six years.)
Except instead of a dog, it’s a furry, blue red, six-legged...thing. Kinda rabbit-like? Mutant giant rabbit. There are ears. Jin Ling, being six, seven what its name is, and it kind of yowls something, almost like it understood the question, that Jin Ling decides was “A-Yuan.
As a dog, it’d be alarmingly intelligent, quickly mastering doors, the rabbit food container, lip syncing to Elvis, etc. As a giant mutant rabbit, it’s...something. A-Yuan is quiet, at least, usually (it whistles shrilly when excited), and obedient (it must be trained? To a...lot of random commands??), and it’s not chewing on the furniture or anything (though it does break into the cupboard, find a five-years-old bottle of ridiculously spicy sauce and tears it open with its teeth, drinking all the sauce and eating half the plastic bottle. Jiang Cheng loses his temper because it makes a mess and for no other reason.) But most importantly, it’s happy to play with Jin Ling, and Jin Ling is delighted to play with it.
(Meanwhile, watching them from behind a tree at the edge of the beach, an alien mad scientist tears at his own hair. “Why? Lan Zhan, why? Why does the universe hate me, why did A-Yuan need to be found by the one person who absolutely cannot see me?”
“Mn,” his partner/minder/husband (but that’s not revealed until the end of the movie) says sympathetically.
(Here’s what happened five years ago: after being raised by the Jiangs all his life, or at least, all his life that he cared to remember after the street, Wei Wuxian found out that he was actually an alien who could pass for human thanks to some instinctive mild shapeshifting. He found this out in the process of being attacked by government agents and/or other aliens, an attack in which his sister and her husband died.* With a combination of searing guilt and a desire to keep what little remained of his family safe, he went to space and never looked back, letting the world believe he, too, was dead.))
Ft. Nie Mingjue as Agent Cobra Bubbles (Lan Xichen is the one he once bullshitted to about mosquitos.)
EDIT: oh god, oh fuck, I just thought about the end of the movie and Wei Wuxian being like, “Well, time to...go back to space...because all the lies I’ve told and harm I’ve brought upon this family cannot be undone much less forgiven, and I’m - we’re - aliens so we don’t belong here...come on, A-Yuan...” with Lan Wangji standing behind him, a step or two closer to their ship, and Jin Ling (watching tearfully) and Jiang Cheng (aggressively not looking) on the other side of the clearing
But A-Yuan (giant red upright six-legged bunny A-Yuan) plants himself in the middle of the clearing, one set of hands on his hips, and accusingly reminds his dad, “Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.”
*Idk about Jin Zixuan but Jiang Yanli is ALIVE in a government holding cell, has been all five years, on suspicion of being an alien!! We learn this in the sequel and bust her out, obviously.