it makes sense in context

//spray paints "Ghost General Gang" on ur kitchen wall

[melongumi]

Twinkle twinkle in the grass

Ninja leap to kick your ass

Scythes will swing and fists will fly,

Kunai jab right for your eye--

Twinkle twinkle in the grass

Draw your blade and fucking fast

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[vampyr-ism]

happy pride

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

[zeroatthebone]

[magicratfingers]

never thought the dad was hot before

[redfagdiver]

Tumblr speech patterns really are indistinguishable from Calvin and Hobbes, and I'm starting to think that's not a coincidence

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[fantasyanime]

Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐

[melongumi]

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying–

Wei Wuxian: No, Lan Zhan, I still won’t go to Gusu–

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, you’re not you when you’re hungry.

Wei Wuxian:

Lan Wangji: Have a snickers.

[melongumi]

I want to see some fics that handle LWJ’s spoken register like This:

Wei Wuxian: [“I don’t know” sound]

Jiang Cheng: Why should I know??

Lan Xichen: Who could say? :)

Wen Qionglin: Oh, I wonder… 

Nie Huaisang: I don’t know!

Lan Wangji: …hn.

Lan Wangji:

I Know Not

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

I think sotl is like the most iconic tortall quartet and protector of the small is definitely the most thoughtfully well written. but the immortals are the most indulgent by a mile. like this was the quartet written for the twelve year old who still lives inside tamora pierce with the handle animaluvr54 and a massive crush on her middle school english teacher. as a huge fan of the 2015 sci fi classic jupiter ascending im obviously v on board with this

[birifine]

[melongumi]

COOKIE CAT

HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

anyway here's my prediction of what's happening in Skifander [with much love to Jean-Leon Gerome's Pollice Verso]

I also realized I accidentally created the perfect reaction image for when Klaus does something:

bonus:

[shamebats]

[injuries-in-dust]

An adorable comic I found on reddit and wanted to share.

Original artist Heidi.Doodlez on twitter.

[hound-of-heaven]

Heidi’s also put this and a continuation on WEBTOON!

[injuries-in-dust]

Rebloging to spread that webtoon link.