#lover talks

[alastorluver]

So this is basically him at this point right?

[allmightluver]

I’m crying-

All Might’s a virgin ~ confirmed

[loverwrites]

met with a counselor to discuss the classes i need left to graduate, almost cried because she made me realize how hard i worked to get where i am rn.

so this is for the first generation students who are applying, currently enrolled, and/or graduating right now. look at you. take a moment to take in your accomplishments, take in those hardass classes you passed, barely passed, or had to retake in order to pass (i’ve been there, trust me) nevertheless, you did that and i’m proud of you 🫶

college is so fuckin hard, it’s even harder when you have the weight of being a first generation student on your shoulders. so chin up!

[alastorluver]

Hi hello also I’d like to ask WHY THE

FUCK

DID NO ONE GO TO HIM WHILE HE WAS BLEEDING OUT???

[alastorluver]

NEW THEORY: ALASTOR HAS BEEN TORN APART

Spoilers ahead!!!

We’ve been seeing Alastor covered in ‘stitches’ for some time, but only in the last episode did it show what they could be leading to:

The wound across his chest now shows up as ‘stitched’. That only suggests that the rest of these ‘stitches’ were previous wounds. Which means:

Alastor has had all four limbs removed, stabbed in the thigh, AND been sliced in half it appears since there’s no ‘stitches’ there.

Idc what people say, this boy HAS been tortured at some point in his life. Or Afterlife. Maybe both.

[alastorluver]

Vaggie: “Who’s skull is that?”

Alastor: *Raising it to his lips for a sip* “Some guy named Phillip.”

Angel Dust: “What’s inside it?”

Alastor: “Vodka and orange juice.”

Everyone: “…”

Alastor: “It’s a Phillip’s head screwdriver.”

[alastorluver]

Mentally I am still here