#loverscure

[loverscure]

When are you going to learn that your actions have consequences!?!?!

I yell at the screen, to a fictional character, even though I know that their idiocy is the only thing keeping the plot alive 

[loverscure]

Fml

Heart: hey

Brain: uhm, hey?

Heart: why don't you fall in love?

Brain: idk, that's you're job, isn't it?

Heart: so you know one of your best friends...

Brain: I think I know where this is going

Heart: yeah, so I figured...

Brain: NO!

Heart: I'm going to fall in love with them.

Brain: DON'T!

Heart: too late

Brain: they're not even into the same gender.

Heart: so?

Brain: there is no possible way they fall in love with us too.

Heart: oh...

Brain: And even if they did, we could never make each other happy.

Heart: Well now you're making me feel sad.

Brain: AND they're already sort of in a relationship.

Heart: .....well in that case.... *crack*

Brain: well fuck...

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

you've been married?

according to children's law

(when you pretend marry, you are officially married)

[beesandbis]

THE ALMIGHTY TAGGING QUESTION GAME

RULES: 1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.  3. Tag 11 people (Or as many as you can) and link them. 
 4. Let them know that they are tagged

1. what is your passion?

Taking care of people I guess.. Well not even taking care, but caring for.. Oh and violence 

2. what are your favorite series?

Supernatural, Doctor who, Sherlock, Agents of SHIELD, Community

3. what do you want for a healthy snack?

Celery, did u kno celery is a negative calorie??

4. if you could move anywhere in the world where would you go?

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON!!!!!

5. where did you come from?

The deepest layer of hell

6. where did you go?

Cotton eye Joe

7. what’s your favorite food?

Spaghetti

8. if you’re the gay cousin and I’m the gay cousin then who is flying this plane?

Loebidoebidoe

9. if you could make one video game real what game would it be?

Sims, so I could go around trapping people between chairs and in pools

10. how would you hide a body?

I would use the skin as fish chum, the bones I would first burn to remove as much fingerprints as possible, after I would bury them at night along a badly lighten land road not a lot people visit, I would bury a dead dog a bit above it so the police will think police dogs would have made a mistake  if they find the dog. Above that I would make a kind of 'memorial stone' for the dog to make it more believable..

ps. I thaught this of tumblr... Not my fault

pps. I would never kill a dog to do this.

11. if you could choose one superpower which one would it be?

transportation powers; cheap vacations, no two hour train rides home, never late again...

My questions

1. What's the weirdest thing they do in your country?

2. Have you ever really been in love? 3. What's the funniest thing that has happened to you? 4. What is the coolest thing about you (You cool cool person!)? 5. What's your best achievement? 6. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone? 7. What would you do if someone hurt your friends? 8. Where you a nice child, or an angry crybaby (le moi)? 9. Is there something you want to tell your followers? 10. Don't you wish it was over already? 11. Aren't you glad it's over?

I tag:

http://pandalove12393.tumblr.com/

http://fuckyeahdewi.tumblr.com/

http://loverscure.tumblr.com/

http://bilboshairytoes.tumblr.com/

http://casualdragons.tumblr.com/

http://paradises-angel.tumblr.com/

http://imaginarylady.tumblr.com/

http://caitlintheawesome.tumblr.com/

Any one who wants