Cigs'n'strings

Fuck it, i dunno what i want here. according to quizzes and links i find here i'm: Melancholic, Black Bile - A Flying type pokemon - my obnoxious nickname is Fluffy Nature Animal - Emotional Introvert - IRL D&D stats STR:10 INT:14 WIS:12 DEX:11 CON:11 CHR:13 My superpowers are Lust embodiment and Meta combat

[slavery]

[derovalfnolem]

that’s how they killed the beatles

[furbearingbrick]

SLHifhwelfuhWJLCBWJH

[razziecat]

Is this person aware that Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are still alive?

[derovalfnolem]

i miss them every day

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

Skill issue. just ADS, scrub. git gud

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[batshit-auspol]

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

[nem23]

[macspaguer]

[charlesoberonn]

Unrestrained summer fun

[yoursghouly]

ye old heelys

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[tevruden]

[manicpixiedckgirl]

[magixta]

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Posts like this are the reason why I can’t tell anyone IRL that I’m on Tumblr….. How do you explain that to people??

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

For the anon,

Pretty decent, ups and downs. Sleeps not always great but sometimes it works. How's yours?

(P.s. not entirely comfortable having my name used out in the open, sorry)

Also, who dis?

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[audioexorcisms]

Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

[ceasarslegion]

Anyone else getting really fucking sick of this support:condemn dichotomy where folks online act like the only two possible responses to anything ever are to wholeheartedly support it or wholeheartedly condemn it?

"Oh you said that you dont think that random stranger should be sent full on death threats and doxxed for their iffy artwork? Why do you support racism" how about we all go outside and interact with real people and see how they react when you say things like that!

[ceasarslegion]

"I dont think you should full on ruin this persons life and all their chances of existing online forever over something that could very well be a shitty mistake that can be corrected" seems to be a real hot take among the same crowd who claims to support prison abolition

[11-515]

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

Do NOT! eat my cookies! I bought them, my name is on them, you said you didn't want anything!

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[the-president-of-neopets]

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

[curioscurio]

they turned off replies like Netflix canceling a beloved and audience adored premiere show. i could have written season 2

[beemovieerotica]

absolutely in love with the idea of a high fantasy setting where the monarchy and the witches respectively summon a hero and a demon king “from another realm” to destroy their enemies and it’s two pro-wrestlers isekai’d from our world who have career-long beef with each other

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

Hataage! Kemono Michi

Not a great high quality anime, but its basically what you just described

[thyrell]

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

[thyrell]

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

[lumeninfusco]

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

[lumeninfusco]

OH SON OF A BITCH

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby