I think it's a little creepy that MF has been spying on me! 🙄🤣🤣 #hairstylistlife #washdayfail #lowcarbfail #ilovecarbs❤️ #butihatewashdays https://www.instagram.com/p/B2GGgIvniJ5/?igshid=fm1pvsgnenkf

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I think it's a little creepy that MF has been spying on me! 🙄🤣🤣 #hairstylistlife #washdayfail #lowcarbfail #ilovecarbs❤️ #butihatewashdays https://www.instagram.com/p/B2GGgIvniJ5/?igshid=fm1pvsgnenkf
I made fathead pizza. Looks like pizza. Smells like pizza. Tastes like sauce on cardboard. I was so excited for this but man almond flour is not my thing. I'm going to stick to making crusts out of solid sausage. #bittermommy #bitterchef #ketofail #keto #lowcarb #lowcarbfail #food #foodie #foodpic #foodporn #dinner #pizza #lowcarbpizza #fail (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)
That time I drove across town for a beautiful donut. #ineedhelp #ineedanintervention #lowcarbfail #someoneshouldstopme #beautifuldonut @sweetdazetx (at Sweet Daze Dessert Bar)
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I'm still feeling a little under the weather so I had no energy to cook at lunch which is why I'm being naughty again today. I had a ton of fruits (strawberries, blueberries, blackberries & raspberries) with a WHOLE raspberry amande (almond yogurt) topped with unsweetened coconut flakes, almonds, walnuts, flax seed and some not paleo dried fruits and chocolate chips. To top off this awesomely delicious meal I ate it with this adorable spoon from my "cheat froyo" yesterday lol. I know lots of carbs and not paleo friendly items, but the boost of vitamins from the fruits energized me to survive the rest of the work day.
Tonight I'll be eating some not so legal products which will result in pizza... like how I said will instead of might. I won't post pictures of my fat foods because I don't want to tempt all you hard workers! Saturday I am going to try really hard to start clean because I have no more groceries at home so what better way to start fresh than to do a clean grocery haul. Even sick I still went to the gym because I know I have been eating like a cow and there's only a little over a month till Vegas I'm screwed. Happy Friday!
#fattyovahere