#lowplacez

[thesickening]

@lowplacez sent . . . " Cmon, C'MON! You're fucking around and we've got a train to catch! " [ loud clapping to get Dude's attention ; he's DEADASS about the train ... ]

❝ What ? What's that . . . noise ? ❞ His head turns in quick, exaggerated sweeps — left & right — deliberately playing oblivious. ❝ Sounds like . . . butterfly wings flapping. ❞ Dude gives it a couple more glances for good measure, really committing to the bit. His eyes narrow ( like they can even be seen ) brows furrowing in play confusion. And then his gaze finally dips down, meeting with the clapping zombie's.

❝ Oh ! It's you ! ❞ As if he didn't already know.

A beat.

❝ Alright . . . so uh . . . how is this gonna work ? ❞ There's not a lick of concern in his voice when he asks that. A casual tone one would use when asking about a game of ball. ❝ Do I get on right before the train shows up, or . . . do I just stay tied there for a looooong time until one eventually rolls through ? ❞

[candymcker]

📝 🏆

Prompt.

📝 • A mutual whose headcanons you always look out for.

HAMMY'S POSTING. I still think @pomniegranate is secretly a writer for TADC. I still remember when episode 6 released and Pom mentioned pomegranates, everyone was instantly reminded of her and for good reason! Luci just understands Pomni that well, her headcanon and meta posts are INSANELY good. My favorite headcanons of hers are all the ones related to fish and fishing, I find them very endearing! And there she was in episode 7, interacting with fish. I don't think it's a coincidence, hehe. Also all her headcanons about Pomni having an Asian upbringing and bing an overworked office worker before the events of the show. Idk if they'll end up being canon in the end but, if they ain't, I think I'll be very disappointed lol, I've grown to really like Luci's Pomni.

🏆 • A blog that deserves more recognition.

HAMMY'S POSTING. This is a difficult one. I feel like (1) I don't have that many mutuals and (2) that most of them know each other. I also have a feeling most of my mutuals are way more well-known that I'll ever be 😔 so they might be recognized already. And I don't wanna repeat people, otherwise I might say Ghost again lmao. If I follow my heart tho'? I think @lowplacez deserves a lot of recognition for keeping Cesare alive when she didn't have Bigtop Burger muses to write with. I know what it's like to write a canon muses in a dead fandom, you see people come and go, crossovers and OCs are your best friends (and they come in clutch, those dynamics are so worthwhile), and you always feel that longing for writing in the canon universe with characters your muse already knows. It can be discouraging, but Dez has pulled through for the longest time and it has paid off! I like seeing her gush over all the canon-centered threads she has now, like GIRL you earned it!! 😊 I'm so happy for you man! I love people who are dedicated to their obscure blorbos, it's so inspiring to me!

[ofcoldblooded]

@lowplacez | starter call.

❛ i know bad food is yer whole shtick, but. i do wonder if ya know how to genuinely cook. like, if ya ACTUALLY tried to?

it really can't get much worse than my own cookin'. unless we're talkin' what i can do on the grill. that's the only thing i can do with confidence, usually. ❜

[demongatekeepr]

@lowplacez . / interaction call

“watcher,” abaddon rumbles the word like a curse, spitting it into the space between them & letting it linger in the darkened woods, cold & wary. his expression is pulled tight with barely contained, simmering annoyance ; not complete frustration, but something adjacent to it. he squares his small shoulders & sticks out his chin — a stance he’s come to default to when attempting to make this vessel seem bigger than it really is.

“you have no business here, i assure you. go wait out your miserable punishment elsewhere.” the stink of rot clings to this man, a scent that only abaddon’s true demonic essence can pick up on. the being before him is wearing his sentence everywhere, from the hollow blue bruising around his eyes, to his stringy black locks, to the sunken caverns of his cheeks. abaddon felt no pity for watchers. aside from a special select few, humans — in any shape or form — were creatures abaddon could still largely do without. ex-humans working essentially as indentured servants to darker, ancient beings included.

abaddon couldn’t be certain that this watcher was here on official business, or if he was merely buying time, or if perhaps he had wondered along the grounds in search of the hotel, but abaddon has made it his silent duty to protect the undervale ( & begrudgingly, embarrassingly, the family within ).

“you would do best to see yourself off this property and out of these woods. quickly.”

[thesickening]

@lowplacez replied to this post with . . . " In the meantime, it's a good icebreaker about being divorced! You know what they say about divorced guys ... "

❝ That we should be avoided at all costs ? ❞

[thesickening]

@lowplacez replied to this post with . . . " How does it feel now that every public bathroom toilet's gonna have piss on the seat because of you? "

‎ ❝ I feel quite proud ! I'm like the aggressive dog who marks his territory ! ❞

‎ ❝ Wait . . . do you sit when you piss ? ❞

[thesickening]

it's dude's birthday ! // @lowplacez asked . . . " What'cha think about going somewhere for your birthday? I mean, like, somewhere else, a vacation! Where would you wanna go, if I could make that happen for you? " @ Dude!

A vacation ? Dude perks up so fast, it's like he stuck a fork into a wall socket. A vacation ? ! The word alone has him vibrating with excitement. He's always dreamt of traveling abroad . . . but his wallet never agreed. ( Maybe if he got over a few vices, it would . . . ) He sprints over, nearly tripping on his own feet.

❝ Oh, man ! Fuck yes ! ! ❞ Life has been sparked into him once more, glasses flashing like one of those anime characters. ❝ Y'know, I always thought somewhere tropical would be nice. Say . . . Hawaii or Jamaica ? Somewhere we can relax on the beach . . . enjoy fruity drinks like regular homosexual couples do, and let my pale ass get severely sunburned. ❞ He sighs, dreamy and content, already mentally packing his imaginary suitcase.

❝ Ah . . . now that would be actual paradise. ❞

[thesickening]

❝ Gee . . . I made those two ridiculously HORNY. Now they're discussin' how they're both gonna fuck me at once ! ❞