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literate fandomless oc. mdni. penned by beetle (28. he/they!)

[ofcoldblooded]

do YOU like mad scientists? little lizard freaks with a big ego who also can't stand himself? well, you might like my special idiot, DR. EROS EVEGREEN EVERSTAR! - literate fandomless oc. - mdni. - ships w/ chem! (muse is transmasc and pansexual!) - friendly admin who's returning to tumblr after LITERAL years, be - nice to me. - semi-selective. - like and reblog to spread the word!

BIO. art is either by me or commissioned by me!

[ofcoldblooded]

@thresholds - starter call. - ester.

making awkward eye contact with the other. eros was in the middle of desperately trying to get shedding skin off of the back of his neck and top of his spine. he probably looked a bit ... silly. his body suit tied around his waist to leave his upper body bare save for his binder. he's been rubbing his back against the trees.

❛ ... nice. weather we're havin'. ❜

totally saved it, evergreen.

[ofcoldblooded]

@corlacus | starter call.

taking samples in the field for his own findings was something eros would do often. even more so when he was away from home. he felt like he had analyzed most living things in his home turf. but this coastal spot, there was a lot to gathered! a lot to be seen!

❛ are you a local, by chance? ❜

[localcryptidmuses]

"Oh -" there's a pause in their step as the presence they'd sniffed out earlier spies them, and they look over at him, eyeing those ears. "Um. No, sorry, I'm just out here walking around.. Am I in the way? Or.. Maybe scaring off your prey, maybe...."

[ofcoldblooded]

❛ just walkin' around ...? ❜

not unheard of, but certainly not common to get people just walking about here THIS deep into the woods.

❛ scarin' the prey away, maybe. but it's no big deal. i won't make ya move or anythin'. there's plenty of room for everyone. even if everyone is just you n' me. folks don't tend to stray this far. ❜

[lowplacez]

💀 ⸺ “ Ah, I'm sure you're not THAT bad. I mean, you're a scientist! Aren't scientists good at ... measuring n' shit? ” [ this is one of those moments where he remembers just how out of touch he is with the future ... ] 

[ofcoldblooded]

❛ science is a lot more than 'measurin' stuff', dude. you'd think a guy who turned himself into a cold-blooded reptile would be capable of a box dinner, but man. i really ain't good at that stuff somehow.

somethin' always goes wrong no matter what. ❜

[ofcoldblooded]

ooc. LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER!! specify if multimuse.

[ofcoldblooded]

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[museincarnate]

"Oh!" While he hadn't really made it sound like it was an urgent matter that needed fixing, Hakkona's tone towards it seemed to treat it as such, as a concerned expression seemed to etch itself on her features for a moment. "I know someone who seems pretty good with machinery and inventions, even ones they haven't been familiar with before. Maybe I could get you two acquainted, if you don't want it to happen again!"

Once the topic changed to the Buff Gal's news about having a baby, however, she blushed softly and beamed rather joyfully. "Mhm! It's not my first time being a mom, but... It's a long story." Waving her hand dismissively, there was a hint of guilt in her voice, no matter how hard she tried to hide it. "Her name is Aitez! Yujin and I named her after my dad's wife, Zefia."

Taking a sip of her Boba, she'd hesitantly pull down her choker a bit, to show off a hand-shaped burn wrapped around her throat. "This... Also happened."

[ofcoldblooded]

there seemed to be a lot that he's missed. he expected this, but it still stung to a degree. he really needs to find a better way to be ... regulated? to be present and social? yet, he always falls back into old habits. no matter how much progress he makes.

❛ lemme know her size sometime. i should bring some clothes and stuff to celebrate. ehe. ❜

a sip from his own boba. there's clearly something more there, but he really doesn't want to pry. not right now. thick eyebrows raise at the burn. instinctively, he almost reaches out, stopping short.

❛ how-- what happened there? do i need to kick someone's ass? ❜

[ofcoldblooded]

"Is it always this strange around here?"

(from the first meeting sentence starters!)

@stxrvingsin | first meeting sentence starters.

❛ highly depends on the area yer at. around here, kinda close to one'a the biggest cities in the state? yeah. very abnormal. lots of local non-humans wander through. some are ... eccentric! ❜

[peachdoxie]

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

[lctibule]

ㅤmaybe a little bit lost in the woods, the last thing ichigo expects is the sound of an unfamiliar voice calling out from behind her. the reaction is instant: a shrill shriek as she practically jumps out of her skin, the cat ears she's been using to try to locate civilization again (as well as the tail that always joins them) standing straight up in alarm.

ㅤㅤ" —ohmygosh, you scared me!! "ㅤbelatedly noting that the questions asked read somewhat concerned is enough to settle some of the initial fear, but her hands still shoot up to clasp her fuzzy ears to her head. it's probably too late to truly hide them, but that's never stopped her from trying!

ㅤㅤ" sorry, i— "ㅤdeep breaths, trying to slow her racing heartbeat, she turns on her heel and— ...oh. he looks a bit... odd. —not that she's exactly one to speak right now and, above all that, it's rude to judge on appearances! quickly trying to reel her startled stare back in, ichigo smiles awkwardly.ㅤ" —iiii, uh, didn't mean to shout like that. lost, that's... that's what i am, yeah. do you, um. d'you happen to know the way back to the path? "

[ofcoldblooded]

well, the last thing he intended to do was scare the daylights out of her! his own ears perked up, flicking up and down as both hands reach out in front of him and flail side to side.

❛ oh, golly. okay, sorry, sorry! i didn't think i'd go and startle you that bad! guess ya must have really been focusing on findin' a way back to the nearest city. ❜

the forest did all look the same to those unfamiliar, too. he can't blame her for being the tiniest bit on edge.

❛ i-- do, yeah. i've lived out here for years. so, i know where everythin' is and whatnot by now. my guess is ya took the wrong fork in a path somewhere. i can walk you back? ❜

[playground-of-devils]

Maxim turns his head at the sound of the voice. A mischievous grin immediately spreads across his face. Maxim wouldn’t be Maxim if he didn’t take this as a sign that he could have a bit of fun at this person’s expense.

“What if it’s true? What if I reeeally am a big, nasty zombie who eats people~?” Maxim smirks before speaking again. “But don’t worry, I’m not interested in non-humans. As a rule, non-humans are long-lived species. Although… The longer wine is left to age, the better it tastes… But nooo, it doesn’t work that way with meat, nah.”

Maxim immediately gave him an appraising look. No, he wasn’t going to eat him. In general, Maxim rarely ate human flesh (for reasons known to all)... He just liked to joke and scare everyone around him.

“Hey, hey, you’ve got a tail, haven’t you?” Maxim moved closer and smiled again. “Is it heavy? Let me touch it.”

[ofcoldblooded]

❛ i'd smell yer decay if you were a zombie of sorts. unless we're talkin' a less conventional zombie than what's shown on tv and in books, anyway. my sniffer is VERY good. ❜

the joke didn't seem to bother him any. when non-human beings coming and going from your version of earth is common, you become a bit numb to their odd ways of talking and even less familiar customs.

❛ it's probably heavy to most, but not really to me. and nnnnno. it's sensitive. but if ya gotta know how it feels, it's soft and squishy. stores water and nutrients kinda like a camel hump. ❜

[lowplacez]

💀 ⸺ “ Oh, HEAVENS to Betsy, no. Probably not -- probably don't have the thumb for it. I mean, I could TRY if I followed a recipe, gun to my head. But I think you gotta be able to at least TASTE to be a GOOD cook ... My sniffer works pretty well, but my sense of taste is like, gaussian blurred. Very subtle ... ”

[ofcoldblooded]

❛ i figured it was somethin' like that, but i was curious and had to know. i only got good at cookin' and preppin' meat because it's so much of my diet these days. kinda had to learn that much. i still fuck up boxed mac n' cheese though. somehow. ❜

[thesickening]

dude thought he had stumbled upon a corpse ( which wouldn't be a first for him. ) when the body finally spoke, dude takes a step back in surprise. ironically, the fact that the stranger was alive caught him off guard more than his strange appearance.

‎ ❝ well shit. i asked if you were overdosing on something strong. ❞

[ofcoldblooded]

he doesn't want to move. even an inch. mainly because he was in some form of food coma. though, his guess was a fair one with how everything looked. he shook his head.

❛ haa, no. nothin' like that. i guess i just ate a lot and passed out. thirsty as all hell now though. ❜

using a claw to pick at his teeth. eugh. fur.

[milkmemes]

Don't ask me how I slept. I didn't.

[ofcoldblooded]

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[aurorarpresources]

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