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My dear lady disdain

[[Because @lowprofilekeeper promised me a MAAN AU]]

When an all-too-familiar voice interrupted Erin’s conversation with Abby, she was reminded yet again of the single reason she had not wanted to be at her best friend’s wedding. Sure, she had known Abby since they were both children, and she had been chosen to be her Maid of Honor, but still... There were some things she wasn’t willing to sacrifice for anyone. Not even Abby.

Still, she had talked herself into doing this for her friend, hoping and praying that maybe a certain someone wouldn’t show up. She could get caught up with some form of delay, or with extra work, or with a deadly disease of some kind. And as long as that was still a possibility, there was no reason for her to abandon her dearest and closest friend during her wedding to the love of her life.

Even if Erin didn’t approve of all of Jillian Holtzmann’s acquaintances.

But of course it would have been too much to ask for Jennifer Lynch not to show up, Erin rolling her eyes almost immediately as the brunette entered with her usual pride radiating off of her. “Of course only Ms. Lynch would attend her best friend;s wedding and still make it all about her.” She grumbled to Abby, but purposely loud enough for the brunette to hear.

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@lowprofilekeeper continued from X

“What’s the point of playing if you get the prize even if you lose? It’s supposed to encourage you.” Jennifer tried not to fall for Erin’s cute face, just raising an eyebrow. “Come on, Erin! We can play among ourselves. The idea of exchanging spit with strangers doesn’t appeal me either. Just one apple.”

Erin, never one for just giving up, continued to pout at Jennifer, hoping to express her distaste at the game. “I feel like I’m withing my right to argue if the game itself is stupid.” She replied, crossing her arms for good measure. Eventually though, when it seemed Jennifer wasn’t going to give in this time, she sighed. “Fine. You’re lucky you’re cute.”

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-“If you bob for one apple and get it on the first try I’ll give you a kiss.” (lowprofilekeeper)

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“Are you saying you won’t kiss me otherwise?” Erin pouted, looking over at her girlfriend. “Apple bobbing is really just exchanging spit with strangers. I’d rather just kiss you.”

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[[Jennifer, after ranting about how Erin pisses her off sometimes: But please don’t talk about her

@lowprofilekeeper should come back to give me the Lynchbert MAAN AU]]

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[[Okay but... A Lynchbert Much Ado About Nothing AU. When Abby (Erin’s sister/best friend) and Holtzmann (Jennifer’s friend because they knew each other form college or whatever) get married the two get reunited after like 5 years. But of course they can’t stand each other. Who cares that they’re secretly mad crushing on each other? They don’t do anything about it until Abby/Holtz/Patty start spreading rumours that they like each other.

@lowprofilekeeper please indulge my madness]]

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@lowprofilekeeper continued.

Jennifer knocked on Maura’s lab door before entering. She looked around until she spotted the doctor working on something…bloody and made a face of disgust before clearing her throat. “Excuse me, doctor. I’m sorry to interrumpt you in your work hours. I have a question for you but first… I’ll wait you outside…” she motioned to the door before walking away.

After several minutes of patiently waiting for the blonde, she finally saw her. “Again, I’m sorry dr. Isles, I won’t waste more of your time but it’s really important.” She took a step forward, so she could hear her when she whispered,“ Do you know how to shoot?”

Maura looked up at the knock, smiling a little at the other woman. “That’s quite alright,” she said with a nod. “I’ll be out in a moment.” The medical examiner pulled off the soiled gown that was covering her scrubs, throwing it in the hazardous waste bin along with her gloves. She washed her hands and stepped out of the lab, walking up to Jennifer.

Her hands clasped in front of her as she tilted her head. She could tell that whatever needed to be discussed was quite important. However, she wasn’t expecting that question. Both brows arched up, almost wondering if she misheard. “Know how to shoot? Like---shoot a gun?”

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/whispers/ I want the k

@lowprofilekeeper SMOOCHIES

3: Nose Kiss 

----- “Good morning sunshine.” 

      Abby placed a soft kiss on Jennifer’s nose, patting her gently on the shoulder.  ‘Morning’ was used lightly; it was past noon. 

      At least it was Sunday.

“You fell asleep on the couch again.”

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The Ravenclaw was seated by the lake, his legs crossed as he leafed idly through a book. The Hogwarts grounds were awash with sunlight, and it was uncannily warm for the beginning of a school year. Most of the other students were wandering the grounds in groups or pairs, talking about school work or the upcoming Quidditch season or the summer holidays. Rowan watched them coming and going, a bitter taste in his mouth. He could not tell whether he wanted to join them, or avoid them, and so did his best to keep his nose buried in his book. There was work to be done anyway, and he could not afford to get behind, not with that wretched Slytherin girl Lynch always on his heels.

And speak of the devil... There she was, rounding the lake--on her own for once. He stood, unsure of whether or not he should make a run for it. Had she seen him? Maybe if he sat back down, she would simply pass by-- Ah. And he had made eye contact. Damnit.

Rowan straightened, clasping his hands behind his back, and did his best to look casual, smirking at his fellow second-year with a look of utter contempt. “Alright, Lynch? So, they let you back in then, after that fiasco in the Transfiguration exam... Who did your parents have to buy off, so Dumbledore would turn a blind eye?”