Really though, I DO need more fantasy-realm denizens to be more like "lol that's politics ig" when the king gets overthrown. Where are the single-issue Hylians who love Ganondorf, because he got rid of the skeletons in Hyrule Field?
What? Zombies in castle town? Who cares about castle town, you bougie bastard. Those people were all pretentious assholes anyway. All I know is when I have to ride all the way from Kakariko to Lon-Lon ranch to pick up the side of beef I ordered, I don't have to be terrified of getting caught out after sundown anymore.














