THEY SAY IT TAKES ONE MILLION WORDS

...and all of them are crap. 30s, the existence of my gender or lack thereof has never been proven by science. I write everything under the speculative fiction umbrella. You might know me as BC, if we've met elsewhere. Let your freak flag fly. Art tag! Commissions open, see my pinned and/or my DA Other places to find me: Neopets blog | General fandom blog + Pillowfort | Deviantart

[adz]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Emulation is fuckin magical though because you can speed up the lousy parts of old games or do shit like trigger the delivery of event pokemon that were only released for 30 days in 2007

All these are event mons that once upon a time I owned legit, but eventually died in cyberspace via various disasters / data corruption / lost or broken carts, etc. Being able to send them brand-new to my Mystery Gift on a fresh file is amazing

And being able to fast-forward through 3,000 fuckin team galactic glameows is transcendent

[wizardarchetypes]

HELP

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[pistachiosoda]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Cat distribution system hit

She is so soft. Like just unreasonably fucking fluffy

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Hey guys it's suuuuper medically normal and okay to be too tired to brush your hair after sleeping for 12 hours, right?

Asking for a friend

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[gaslit-dipshits]

[appalachian-werewolf]

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[reasonsforhope]

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[headspace-hotel]

IDK about other places, but a ton of cities in Kentucky have preemptively banned data centers from being built

This is really the one issue that unites people on all sides of the political spectrum.

[earthseaa]

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IDGAF

Voting ended onJul 1

[willgrahamscock]

I think we are focusing on the wrong thing when talking about mainstream romantasy adult books, instead of shaming straight cis women for reading kinky books, we should tralk about how most of the newer books aimed at that demographic are just conservative propoganda, rebranding patriarchy as a kink.

[willgrahamscock]

There's nothing inherently wrong about liking the types of kinks that are present, control, power imbalance, dark themes, but when you really look at the top performing novels (which they are mass prodicing at questionable speeds) it's hard to ignore the ever present morally grey man, who's posessive over the heroine who starts off as otherworldly different from the 'regular woman' aka damsel in distress), is cruel to everyone except her, and the fantasy world revolves around the control of women, especially when it comes to forced pregnancy.

[willgrahamscock]

I'm seeing a lot of responses to this saying "this is why I read queer stories" but you're missing the point! You can relate to queer media because you're queer, cis straight women should also have material that aren't turning their opression into kinks in almost every. single. book. If they want to choose to read those stories, that's absolutely fine, again nothing wrong with exploring those dynamics, but the concerning part is how fast they're being made with the rise of booktok, and the looming threat to women's autonomy.

Remember when all mlm stories were borderine assault stories in the early 90s-2000s? and how long it took for other queer stories to be made? we all used our voices to make a change, it didn't magically stop we fought for it to not be the only type of story.

[lyricwritesprose]

And the solution to this, for people who are wondering, isn't to try to suppress romantasy books because they're not "good for women." That's an old, old game and never goes anywhere good. The solution is not less kink and less porn. The solution is more kink and more porn.

Because when you think about it, the problem isn't that you can go to your chosen bookseller and find a story where Sparklia Special gets semi-forced to have babies for Broody McDarkenfay (it's okay, she's into it). The problem is that it is unnecessarily difficult to look a little further down the shelf and find a vampire princess domming the hell out of the hunter who knows he shouldn't love her. Reducing people's choices always serves the reactionary agenda one way or another. Expanding choices. That's where it's at.

(If this sounds like I am making a pitch that we should write porn to defeat fascism, that's…not entirely a mischaracterization. I mean, of course it won't defeat fascism, but I do feel that while we work to defeat fascism, we should at least have diverse and satisfying porn.)

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Aight screw it I'm off to write a domme romantasy I guess

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

More rants as I work on my living dex but

Does anyone else always haaaaaaate the routes you have to surf through. Surf movement is slow in older games, and they always seem to have 10,000 trainers who all give trash exp from their team of six lvl 12 tentacools (who will nonetheless leave you poisoned six times) and whatever spare change they have shoved into their buttcrack underneath their swim trunks

(I swear I really am enjoying this project but it is veeeeeery much reminding me of the faults of the older games lol. Nostalgia glasses are a hell of a drug)

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s at least a little good news

[sycamorality]

i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude

?????

[sycamorality]

i named the wolf your ask

[sycamorality]

[shima-draws]

[looney-mooney-studio]

This joke has probably been told already

[animentality]

[mjsloveslave]

I'm nowhere near Appalachia--Texan born and raised--but I've heard stories. And there's just some little pockets of civilization you just leave the hell alone and forget you ever heard about them.

[muttsandmustelidae]

holy mother of fucking classism WHAT is this post and why was it recommended to me??? “feral people”???? “their kind”?????? hello???? do you hear yourselves????? do you think before you type out words and hit send??? Be Normal About The Appalachias Challenge, Difficulty: Fucking Impossible i guess. y’all really see a low income family living in a rural area and start pissing your pants with fear and writing horror stories. fuck off with that. there’s no “feral people”, there’s no whispering in the woods, and you don’t go into the woods after dark BECAUSE ITS THE FUCKING WOODS AND ITS DARK AND YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO GET LOST. fuck. i’m so tired of this shit. we’re literally just people.

[creekfiend]

why are people so persistently weird about appalachia

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this is so stupid y’all should be embarrassed

[headspace-hotel]

I'm not even sure what kind of bigotry this is but it's something. My god.

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Stop worrying about some stupid shit you heard on a podcast and start worrying about the fucking bears