#lqmas

[lowquality-onceler]

I, uhm.... I don’t think so? I mean, I never had any LQmas parties, b-because I just made it up a f-few days ago, b-but I don’t think I ever had any s-sort of, uhm, h-holiday celebrations... I was, y-you know. K-kind of a shitty boss! H-ha ha.... I can’t remember any of them now, and I have a lot less things t-to try to remember, now. 

Still, though... I don’t think it’s much of a loss. I doubt I could r-really, uhm. P-put on any good parties. T-this is about as good as it gets w-with me, folks!

[lowquality-onceler]

[lowquality-onceler]

Y-yes, it is too soon!! I have, uhm, a one-holiday limit. W-wait till I’m done with LQmas, yeesh...

....t-that is, uhm, I mean..... oh!! 

LQmas... includes New Years, too!! Wow!! What an amazing holiday, that doesn’t require me t-to do much of anything else b-besides what I’m already doing!!!! Okay. Cool. 

My LQsolution (ha ha, get it?) is, uhm. T-to... to be a little bit healthier than I was this past year. A-and, and maybe.... if I have any more v-visitors, to, uhm. B-be nice to them. 

[lowquality-onceler]

H-home, of course! He, ah.... he couldn’t stay here forever, now, c-could he? He... he was here long enough, as it is. G-got me all settled here, even with... with how b-badly I k-kept reacting to everything. Seemed very, uhm... determined, at that. I f-feel badly for .... for how I t-treated him, t-to be honest, b-but I hope he... uhm, a-at least could sense s-some of my gratitude?

.........

..... f-fun fact, did you know, if you’ve only eaten peaches for over a year, uhm. W-when you eat proper food! Y-you get sick. 

[lowquality-onceler]

[lowquality-onceler]

.....h-ha ha. N-no, uhm.... I haven’t g-gotten any snow here in years. O-or rain, or anything besides just.... smog, and grey. E-every day, it’s just the same.... or, or at least it is as far as I’ve noticed? I didn’t even try to go outside, really, f-for.. for a year, so, if anything changed during then I d-didn’t notice.... b-but ever since, it’s just the same. It’s hard t-to even notice when it’s n-night time, s-sometimes...

.....it would, uhm, b-be nice to get some snow, though... b-but it’s just, ah well! One of those things that c-can’t happen here, anymore. 

[lowquality-onceler]

Sleigh bells wayyyy can you listen!! In a waaaay snow is glisten!! A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight -  Walking in a LQmas wonderland!!

Something somethiiiiing it’s a bluebird! Here to staaay it’s a new bird??

Wait, why are we singing about birds.... I thought this w-was a Christmas song.... 

Walking in a LQmas wonderland!!

In the meadow we can build a snowman!! And pretend that he’s a circus clown!! He’ll say are you married? We’ll say..... uh.....

LQMAS WONDERLAAAAAAAAAND!!! 

[lowquality-onceler]

M-merry Christmas, everyone!!! Or, or merry LQmas if you don’t celebrate Christmas!! Because, uhm, everyone can celebrate LQmas!! 

(....a-and yes, I know I’m, uhm, t-technically a day late with this one.... b-but, but Christmas is 12 days, right? S-so, so it’s naturally made for people like me, w-who often miss holidays for w-whatever reason. Mhmm.)

A-anyways, you don’t have to gift me anything, Genie! D-don’t worry about me here, I’m p-pretty well off ever since Winter, uhm, t-took care of things here. B-but if you insist.... I used to drink a type of coffee t-that was, uhm, b-blueberry mocha? But I ran out of it years ago. If you could find a way to magic some over to me, that would actually be nice!

A-also, thank you for the gift art, Falcon!!! f-festivewhitaker!! 

I-it’s really quite nice! I tried, uhm, t-to print it out and put it on my wall, but my printer’s giving me an error... so, I’ll just enjoy it on my d-desktop for now.