#ls!minutetech

[densityv]

my dealer, lifesteal season 5: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "PMC" you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

me 5 minutes later: the only time minute has ever truly understood his teammates was when they betrayed him, and that was the lesson that made him understand for the final time what kind of cutthroat server lifesteal really is and that attempting to save it is a sisyphean task, but that realisation came too late and there is nothing that can fix the chasm the other PMC’s betrayal wrought in their trust and relationship and they can never go back to a time before that betrayal

my buddy brandon minutetech, pacing: i need to team with clown for the rest of my life

[theprettytransboy]

LifeSteal Season 6

as songs by Hollywood Undead

FlameFrags

"I Don't Wanna Die"

MinuteTech

"Glory"

ClownPierce

"Tendencies"

PrinceZam

"Street Dreams"

ManePear

"Lion"

SpokeIsHere

"Kill Everyone"

[l1ttlehavocc]

[densityv]

thinking about lifesteal season 5 again…… the pmc betrayal…… clown hunting minute down like a dog, minute getting more and more desperate no longer fighting but just turning tail and running, dozens of arrows sticking out of his back, worn down to a slow and painful death—horrible to watch, clown said himself as their past camaraderie flashed through his head—and in the end minute just stripping himself of armour to spare his very last bit of dignity as the persistence hunter that was his former teammate puts him down brutally.

[densityv]

ok finally have time to talk about ferretech and dferrecat and how both ls!minute and c!pili are in love with clown but will never have him the way ferre’s had him and ferre holds that over their heads. for fun.

first ferretech. ferre is so keenly aware of all the people around clown—the people clown cares about and the people who love him in turn—that it is so obvious to him that minute is in love with clown. and ferre takes every chance he gets to remind minute of that wound. ferre is a freak (honestly clownferrecat are freaks) so those general teasings and deliberate stings evolve into much more suggestive encounters. minute is not free about intimacy, he doesn’t know ferre that well (basing this mostly off lifesteal canon with ferre on the periphery as he’s not a member and ls!minute barely knowing him) so he’s not very receptive to ferre’s advances. but then ferre talks about clown. don’t you want to know how he kisses? what he sounds like at climax? and basically just describing in detail how clown would treat a lover and that’s finally what gets minute weak in the knees enough to fold for ferre. so yeah their whole sexual dynamic is based off crafting a fantasy for minute to imagine being with clown. ferre enjoys it a little too much because he’s playing power games while he’s got minute at his mercy. IM A PATHETIC!MINUTETECH BELIEVER OKAY.

PILI. NOW PILI. my god when ferre pulls the same routine on pili he starts salivating for it bro. ferre’s initially off-footed by how eager pili is to be thrown around and bloodied up and degraded and then fucked while ferre tells him how clown will never acknowledge him as an opponent (as degradation talk) but he gets on board pretty quickly. eventually pili develops a similar psychosexual obsession with ferre and is a little in love with him but he’s learned from his experience chasing after clownpierce so he’s content to stay friends with benefits. ferre enjoys having someone considerably weaker than him to throw around just for those power games again. he THINKS he’s starting to understand why clown keeps branzy around, if not to lead him around by the nose and watch him get visibly turned on from fear. pili’s freak cannot be outmatched and that’s how he survives in Minecraft’s Deadliest Polycule (trademark pending)

[densityv]

ONE THING you must understand about ls!clowntech is that minute does not comprehend how much clown adores him like. to an extent it is still romantically one-sided from minute’s perspective so he doesn’t realise the magnitude of respect and admiration that clown holds for him as a teammate and friend and a fighter in general. he’s comparing himself to the level of weirdfreakycodependent that clown has with ferre or branzy not realising HE LOVES YOU TOO BRO