Kiss marry or kill
Stanley Ipkiss, Ace Ventura, Kellaway
✴️Haha, wait a minute... Wait.a.minute...
Well, it's probably only fair if I "kill" Lt Kellaway. Seriously, what has he done to benefit the city? He's just an arrogant grandfather who thinks too much of himself.
I'd kiss… God, do I have to do that? Who came up with that? Okay… I'll give Ace a quick peck, but then I'll slap him right back. Just to show him who's boss, detective.
That leaves only Stanley… Do I have to marry him? Well… He's not a bad guy, so I don't mind. But seriously, I've seen enough about us! We're just good friends, ya know. Don't joking about me and him.
Well, that's been very interesting. Thank you for the question, anon, and have a good day. See ya!










