#lieutenant

[yumethefrostypanda]

Ghost, MW4

veins

[skj-weebmam]

[vita-divata]

More ship requests <3

[thingamabobus]

been busy but here's two more silly posts

[simonriley09]

Fem!comedian!reader x husband!simon

You're standing on stage, doing your usual jokes and entertaining the crowd.

Simon sitting in the front row with his mates next to him after he persuaded them to come, you were walking around the stage before you decided to tease your husband.

Calling him your sex toy on a live stage? Oh... everyone stared at Simon. You've embarrassed him.

He glares at you and mouths. "Watch it." But you just continue, talking about lewd things as a "joke" making your usually calm and collected husband flustered.

Your show lasts about 2 and a half hours before everyone else leaves, Simon's mates taking a cab home.

Before you can even get changed Simon sneaks up behind you, grabbing your hips and pinning you to the stage, making you yelp.

"I'm a sex toy huh?" He growled in your ear, nipping at the shell.

"I can show you sex toy." Is what he said before unbuckling his belt and pulling his cock out from beneath the zipper, slapping the thick meat against your clothed ass.

Simon flipped your skirt up, revealing the red lace panties that were teared open and destroyed.

He spread your plush thighs open, rubbing his cock against your pussy to tease you, shallowly thrusting the head of his dick into your hole before pulling out again, doing it a couple times before finally sinking into the wet heat.

You let out a small moan as Simon's above average dick speared you open a bit painfully. But it was quickly replaced with pleasure as you felt his cock hit your sensitive cervix.

His hands were now on your doughy thighs, keeping them open as he thrusts deep and hard, drawing it out to make your pleasure more pronounced.

"Loud fucking whore." He growled, holding your plush ass against him with his calloused hands, slamming you back onto his cock, making your toes curl in your shoes.

You can't help but squirm and clench at his words, feeling the coil in your belly tighten as his thrusts get harder and faster.

"You wanna cum, doll?" He asked gravelly which you nodded eagerly to. "Beg for it." He followed up with.

"Ple- ngh... please Simon.. wanna cum... please... first me then- ah! Then you-" you wailed in pleasure, begging.

He smirked and sped up his pace, fucking you straight into the hard wood floor of the stage as your orgasm drew near.

"Simo- ngh! Si please- m'gonna cum-" You cried out, arching your back.

"Then cum, doll. Cum around this big fat cock." His grip tightened around your hips as you finally came, a thick creamy base around the Base of simon cock as he empties his load inside you with a growl.

[backwards-blackbird]

Average Equalist meeting.

(Anon from two years ago: I finally did it.)

[clove-pinks]

There's a post going around about the American vs. British pronunciation of the word "lieutenant," and once again I am fixating on this passage from Frank Mildmay, the 1829 novel by British author and naval officer Frederick Marryat:

The scene takes place during the War of 1812, and Marryat goes out of his way to emphasize that the American captain pronounces the word as "leftenant," spelling it out phonetically.

Is he trying to suggest that this is actually the pronunciation used in the United States, as opposed to the (presumably more correct) British pronunciation? It is debatable how much American accents and British accents actually differed in the early 19th century, given the considerable evidence that American and British sailors sounded very much alike.

My other thought is that Marryat is using eye dialect, to indicate that the "unpolished" American captain is not an educated man. This is a likely explanation, except that standard spellings are used for all of the American dialog, with the exception of "Leftenant."