#luberto incorrect quotes

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 5

Alberto: I've never had a friend....

Luca: I'll be your friend!!

Alberto: Oh wow...

Alberto: I never had a boyfriend either.

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Giulia: Luca, your face is red.

Luca: No it's not!

Alberto: Oh. You're blushing. Gross.

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 1

Luca: Babe

Alberto: Hm?

Luca: Would you rather go on a date with the prettiest boy in the world... or me?

Alberto: You. Obviously.

Luca:....

Alberto: Wait. No. Hold on. I'd go with the prettiest boy. Because you're the prettiest boy in the world.

Luca: *gay wheezing*

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 2

Alberto: *picks Luca up and starts shuffling him around*

Luca: What's going on what're you doing?

Alberto: *continues shuffling Luca around*

Luca: What's going on!?!

Alberto: You a 90 degree angle and I'm trying to see you because you're looking right.

Luca: *blushing and experiencing gay panic* I'm not teaching you any more geometry!

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 6

Alberto: I was a pen.

Alberto: *points to Luca* He was a highlighter.

Luca:

Alberto: I drew the world-

Alberto: And he made it brighter.

Luca: *tearing up* You are so cheesy wow

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 7

Luca: You know, ideologically I don't agree with Ercole but he kind of went off with that sweater around the neck thing.

Alberto: ....what?

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 3

Alberto: And THIS is how the Great Fish made my boyfriend! One cup of adorable.

Luca: Awww

Alberto: One cup of genius.

Luca: Awwwwwww

Alberto: Three cups of Bruno.

Luca: Wait-

Alberto: And finally a gallon of fiesty!

Luca: Now hold on a seco-

Alberto: And that's a wrap folks thanks for coming out see you next time!!!

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Luberto Incorrect Quotes 4

Luca: So Alberto...

Alberto: Yeah what's up?

Luca: We've been doing.... this for a while now.... I'm a little nervous

Alberto: Huh?

Luca: I really like you and... I wanted to know if you want to take it to the next level?

Alberto: *grin begins to spread*

Luca: Do you want to go on a date with me?

Alberto: Aw wait I'll go on a date with you! *tears up* Wait no ones ever asked me on a date before!