#luc core

[urmomsonfire]

nobody talk to me lucie and i are still processing my dick's bigger and it's making me wet and spread my thighs like what universe is this

[urmomsonfire]

do y'all ever just need a minute bc you're like holy fuck my friends are cool

[urmomsonfire]

sometimes you just have to fall asleep listening to your friends listen to taylor swift and every so often they say “kale? are you awake?”

[urmomsonfire]

out of context book club quotes that go crazy

"it's not good, but it could very well be worse"

"chat is this a sentence"

"they're hot for this but worst thing i've ever read"

"huh"

"so the grimm brothers exist in this universe???"

"this is a slur" "I know"

"erm,"

"ok he doesn't know anything"

"she's a member of the best buy geek squad?"

"???????????????????????????"

"i can't visualize, and you're lazy"

"HUH"

"how do you maintain a steady head?" "you just keep sucking, i guess"

"can i be an evil nasty bitch for a second" "yeah" "please do"

"mm yy tumm y"

"man"

[urmomsonfire]

i have a very strict writing schedule called ten-minute sprint followed by two (2) seventeen performances of pretty u

[urmomsonfire]

sexiest you can be is doomed by the narrative

[urmomsonfire]

on the verge of tears at work bc my friends are sad and i’m too far away to tenderly wrap them in my arms and kiss their foreheads and make everything better

[urmomsonfire]

successfully made the lesbians sit through a top gun double feature