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kale / 25 / they/them mostly spn. and top gun. and some more <3 my ao3 my ko-fi TERFS GET STOMPED

[urmomsonfire]

howdy <3 i’m kale!

quick facts: i'm 25, use they/them, and have still never been funnier!

sometimes i write fanfiction and i often read it! my ao3 is teacupivy

my fics || my ko-fi

major things i am thinking ab rn: supernatural, braves baseball, casey mcquiston novels, heated rivalry, 5sos on tour, physical media, chunky-cut glitter, various rpfs, cowboy ballet, my library fines

my favorite hobby is talking. please talk to me. <3 we can scream and laugh and cry and it will be so much fun, promise!

(this is an open invitation to treat my ask box like a confessional)

<3 love you, mean it, hope you have a good day :*

now, please excuse these tags. they are for me.

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[kosmogrl]

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[cloudabserk]

wait… the last human touch grace got to experience was moving his dead crewmates bodies. and the last touch from a living human was being tackled and drugged.

[urmomsonfire]

ain't nobody shot that man's dick or knees yet?

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.