#luci stop

[impala67-aka-baby]

Gabe: *is about to leave*

Michael: Hey Gabe! Where are you going?

Gabe: I'm going to eat sam.

Gabe, sweating: I mean I'm going to meet sam.

Balthazar: No, you aren't. Don't lie you little shit.

Lucifer, laughing his ass off: Ohhhh!!!! Someone got exposed.

Raphael, stares straight into the camera: Please kill me

[exsphereforge]

#LeaveSeiferAlone

[mistermourningdove]

i don’t like your vessel luci 

[ask-2p-italian-brothers]

[iactuallyburncold]

[text] About a day. And I think fast, swetheart. You know that. more so when it comes to rare moments alone with you...

[text; sent] With you going on like this, how am I meant to make it until the weekend? 

[askhipstersatan-blog]

Oh, my, all sorts of things. You know how the kangaroos have pouches in front? Lots of other animals have them, too; they're all marsupials. There's koalas, which look like tiny, cuddly bears, but aren't really (has he gotten to bears yet? If he hasn't, ask him to show you a sketch), and possums, which are cute and fuzzy looking, and he's also going to make opossums, which are North American marsupials, and decidedly less cute and fuzzy than possums.

He got to bears last week and his prototype escaped and ran around trying to eat us all. It was funny.

They don't sound that strange. Not as strange as that prehistoric shark thing he decided to make while drunk.