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Lucifer season 6 spoilers ahead:

With Hell as a place to work through your issues/guilt/redeem yourself with Lucifer helping my Cain and Abel meeting in Hell idea could realistically be canon. While Abel may not be the source of what is keeping Cain in Hell, Cain is probably one of the major causes Abel is. So yeah, joint Hell therapy session. Everyone hates it at first.

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I like the idea of Lucifer and Pierce being very old with selective knowledge about the past. Lucifer come up on Earth for like weeks at a time and just found the closest fun times to be had. Pierce just, alternated doing normal shit and trying to kill himself and only knew what happened right around him. He was able to expand his scope a little with the rise of technology but for the most part he just discovered ages later some volcano erupted and wiped out a city or a nation was wiped out cause he was on the other side of the world being a shoemaker or putting his head inside an alligator’s mouth.

They know more than the average person, Pierce had time to learn new information and Lucifer saw a lot of hell loops for eons and can probably learn stuff in a pinch but they also know some things with the certainty of someone who lived them and other stuff it’s just idk I read that in a book, saw someone’s warped perspective in a hell loop or some guy I told me about experiencing it.

Also Lucifer effortlessly speaking any language and expecting Pierce to also have an endless repertoire and he’s like “I am human, I have a normal human brain there’s only so much I can learn”. He can speak a lot of languages but he’s not fluent in all of them and he’s mostly about the modern ones he can use or ancient ones he needs to read books about rituals and stuff he can try. Lucifer switched at the drop of a hat in another language mod conversation and Pierce just blankly stares ahead for a while cause he sort of understood that and his brain is scrambling to figure out what language is that, how to form a sentence in it, what even was the cadence and pronunciation and oh wait did I understand or did it sound like another thing in another language?? Especially because I see Lucifer choosing something Pierce would not have many changes to use. And he remembers Pierce might be Cain but Cain is still a human.

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I'm kind of tempted to join the Lucifer bandwagon of fics with random characters being inexplicably pregnant via Celestial shenanigans

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Another Lucifer season 5b spoiler below (I guess?)

I literally screamed when I saw John Glover! It was nice he got to play the nice dad here and it was funny seeing him after Tom Welling lol

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Lucifer season 5b spoilers ahead

Guys I was literally bawling my eyes out at Dan. Like Cain was my garbage man Dan has always been my darling fave unironically, like fuck he’s dead and he’s in Hell and Hell sucks because without outside influence you just relive your guilt inducing moments in a loop without remembering any of it so there’s no way out. I hope they do something about it in season 6 because this just fucked me up. I knew it was going to happen because everyone was speculating about it but just.... I’m going to go cry in a corner about Dan :(

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Ok guy I finished Lucifer from now on this is not a spoiler free blog. I will tag the posts but I will put stuff from true whole season here

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Lucifer AU inspired by Control: Chloe is Jesse and Lucifer is Polaris, except Lucifer and Chloe with time learn to converse and Chloe starts to actually see Lucifer as some sort of apparition. He also still gives her cool powers. Maybe Dylan is Trixie?

I want to say Dan at first thinks she’s gone gone and thinks Chloe’s weirdness with Lucifer is her also grieving but then she keeps looking for her and sort of repels bullets or grows wings or something and he’s like “The fuck” but still minds unsure about the whole daughter kidnapping, but his ex wife is possessed, why not believe there too. Once they’re inside The Oldest House she becomes the Director and he gets hired but as some regular grunt with a gun, while Chloe goes around flying and punching weird apparitions around. Ella is definitely Emily, the Hiss is sort of Michael? He’s been chasing Lucifer for a while. Charlotte is Langston maybe, I want her in charge of something. Linda is still Linda, I guess she’d have a lot of work at the Bureau with all the shit going down. Not sure about Amenadiel, can’t see how to make him related to Lucifer here. Maze too, as a human maybe she’d be something like Arish? It’s hard seeing her as restively normal, but more knowledgeable about paranormal stuff than Chloe and part of security can fit.

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Cain doesn't die in season 3 nightmare scenario: not only is he alive to see his mother come down from Heaven to fuck around with Lucifer, Maze and random humans all looking 10 years younger than him. But after his stint on Earth Abel somehow lets go of his guilt in Hell, is the first soul to come free of his loop ascend to Heaven, realizes time runs slower than on Earth and is mighty boring and discovers his mother thought the same and took a trip down to Earth so he does the same. So now there's Abel too alive and well and also doing nothing but party, fuck around and find himself.