#awkward times

[handfulofheroes]

When you have to watch your sort-of girlfriend gobble down the ashes of your prophet (⊙_⊙;) (That's not how it went but it would've been funny)

[getaclubaxter]

It took Clu some time to get to his room and get settled in his bed but once that was done Carey had helped him set up his computer so he could Skype Kendall. He chewed on his lip nervously as he waited for her video screen to pop up.

He was looking down when he heard the noise signaling that she had joined. “Hey,Kenny.” He gave a small smile still looking down. This was going to be awkward he thought to himself.

[nightwingvixen23]

Stephanie : Okay non sexual turn on’s; GO !

Dick : Watching Jason drive a stick shift

Stephanie : …

Roy : …..

Tim : …………..

Kon : …….

Dick : ………………….

Stephanie : ……

Roy : ..uhhh….I think I’ve gotta….go to the bathroom for a sec—

Dick : —ALL OF YOU PERVERTS OUT OF MY HOUSE !!!

[kaitimcc]

In 7th grade, I used to pass notes to my friends every single class (because that's what we did before cell phones) and would get caught by my teachers pretty often. And let me tell ya, they didn't enjoy their class being interrupted whatsoever. Eventually, they became so fed up with it that they all had a meeting about it. And I went to a very small private school. Each grade had about 20 to 24 people. So everyone knew everyone. Well, one day after that, I tossed a note to my friend and it immediately caught my teacher's eye. She demanded I bring it to her. In this particular note, I was talking about how I was going to kiss one of the boys in my class behind the school that afternoon and my friend was saying something equally as awkward about a guy in our class, as well. But she just put it in her desk drawer and I was relieved she didn't open it in class. Then 2 classes had went by and I had almost forgotten about it till I sit down at my desk in my last class...English. I look up at the board and Lo and behold, there are warm up questions with instructions to diagram 6 sentences FROM MY NOTE!!!! And by no means did they show any mercy, they chose the most embarassing parts of the note. I was mortified, to say the least, and don't think i really ever passed notes ever again. Oh, and to make matters worse? They scheduled the 7th and 8th grade classes to have a sex-ed talk instead of going to recess the next day because of what was on my note. Thank God I went to another school the next year.

[sims3morgans]

[go-to-helvetica]

When your family asks how your writing is going and you try to describe it without telling them it's all fanfiction and gay...

[simbonez]

when you see your disgruntled ex girlfriend..

[rhettmcmuffin]

my mum vs. the world of tumblr (aka my rhink shrine)...

omfg so i was just casually on my laptop on tumblr scrolling through the rhink tags and all the nsfw stuff and changing my blog appearance so it looks better and my mum chirps in (she’s sat like a metre behind me on the sofa as we are in the lounge) and goes “..umm..Tab..is that good mythical morning you’re watching??” me: “uhm..yeah..i’m just on tumblr actually..why??” and she goes “are they gay??? it just looks a bit weird how they’re in those suits together…” (she saw me looking at the gimp suit gifs of them highkey bumming eachother) and i’m just there like (obviously in my head i know they’re fuckin gay asf) ,, quite defensively/angrily but quite flustered…“..mUm!1!! uhm no!!!! they’re both married and have kids….and this is just a challenge they’re doing,,,..” then my oldest sibling, my sister, just butts in and goes “what??? to each other????” and i’m just over here blushing a lot like ughghhh i knew she’d be watching me…what if she saw all my nsfw stuff and how i saved almost every manip i saw in the tags?!? sHIT. like,,, stop asking me stuff fuck off.. but anyways,, i just reply, again, angrily,, “uhm!!!! no??? to separate women..” and then the conversation fades away thank god and that’s settled…

uhm yeah that just happened. great. now i’m scared they’re gonna judge me now for just being obsessed w/ this ship and devoting like every spare second i have to it..and that she won’t buy me anymore merch when it’s due…so sHit. but o well!! hopefully i set her straight (ayeeee no pun intended..ok maybe it was..lolzor) and lmao i’ll just say, because of how uncomfortable it was, when my mum asked me this i immediately turned the laptop away and physically turned my entire existence to the other side of the chair as my blog was still in her eye sight…lmao welp. awkward times amirite…

here’s a spicy question to my followers; has anything like this ever happened to u?!? w/ either like ur family, relatives or friends?? lmao i highly doubt i’m the only one. i mean it is pretty much impossible to not go onto tumblr and not see anything gay..especially if you’re literally me ,, an intellectual,, who runs a freaking gay blog..but anyway that’s for another day..I’ve already exposed myself enough lmao; soo time for u ppl.