#lucifer antonblast

[churchofsatansass]

hot take, this blog seems like the right place to send it: crimson/magenta satan is waaaay sexier than red satan. red satan really fell off

Satan's Lucifer form (the red form) is more conventionally attractive than his normal form... but yeah, I definitely find his normal form superior. I like his larger frame and his skin tone way more.

You know how Satan bragged about being handsome when he was young? Imagine that Lucifer form but as an angel and you'd pretty much get what this guy used to look like, I think. I honestly think Satan only got better with age, like a fine wine. Or maybe I just really like old, fat men...

[churchofsatansass]

I wholeheartedly believe that Satan lost his redness when he fell from Heaven. Something he took great pride in and would be perfect to strip away as punishment. Also the fandom will go wild if Summit not only confirms but adds that Anton inherited Satan's lost red hue.

We've seen his little angel sprite whenever struck by lightning.

A red archangel, stripped of his redness, his redness gifted to a mere human? Ooh, that would SUCK for Satan...

But man, what a weird idea. Technicolor angels... imagine them being in all the colors of the rainbow in heaven. Lucifer being the reddest being and greatly priding himself on it until he falls...

... wouldn't it be really funny if it turned out Adam looked an awful lot like Anton, right down to the redness, and that's why Satan fell to begin with? He was jealous the first human as just as red as him. But then they stopped making humans red for a while because they didn't want a repeat of Satan's uprising against heaven. I dunno...

Adam and Eve looking like Anton and Annie would kill me from hilarity.