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It's a Canon event that, in another universe Jayce went insane in another plane in the universe

Linda and Chloe share the one brain cell of the group and pass it between them mainly depending on who is with Lucifer at the time.

Lucifer: And how exactly will you stop me?

Dan: I'll tell Chloe.

Lucifer: ............

Lucifer: Dad dammit!!

Same energy.

Chloe: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should i do? :<

Maze: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Ella: Tackle him.

Amenadiel: Send his ass back down to hell

Linda: Break up with him.

Dan: Kick him in the shins.

Lucifer: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN! *horrified*

Chloe: we need a plan

Maze: I have a plan 😁

Linda: no torture

Chloe: no knives

Dan: no guns

Ella: no sword

Amenadiel: or any other weapons

Maze: I no longer have a plan ☹

#lucifer dan