whatdoyoutrulydesire?

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Killing Eve 4x01 || Hannibal 3x01

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Pierce: *Gets down on one knee*

Chloe: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Pierce: *Falls over*

Chloe: The poison is kicking in.

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Maze: What's this?

Eve: *hugging Maze* Affection!

Maze: Disgusting.

Maze: ......

Maze: Do it again.

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Chloe: Honey… Honey, wake up!

Lucifer: … hm?

Chloe: There’s a girl in Rory's room.

Lucifer: Huh?

Chloe: There’s a girl in Rory’s room!

Lucifer: *aggressively getting out of bed, holding a baseball bat, full on devil eyes* It’s go time. 😈

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Rory: I’m a confident driver!

Trixie: You almost ran over Charlie!

Rory: Confidently!!

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Lucifer : Let's do a family game night!

Trixie and Rory: Yeah that'll be fun!

[Later that night]

Cop: We need to take statements from all of you.

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Lucifer: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?

Ella: *rolls eyes* Duh, Dude! Of course

Lucifer: How though?

Ella: *exasperated* Because your leg got cut off!!!!

Lucifer: But where would you feel the pain?

Ella: In your le- *Realises* Ohhh...

Lucifer: Exactly! How would you feel the pain in your leg...

Luciella in unison: If your leg got cut off?

Dan: Their discussion is so high level, that it froze my brain.

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Chloe: "Get kids" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

[in the penthouse]

Rory: *muffled yelling* PUT IT OUT. PUT IT OUT!

Lucifer: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! FETCH THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!

Trixie: It's called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER!

[Loud glass shattering, everyone screaming]

Chloe: Don't get kids. Don't.

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Lucifer: Who’s turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Chloe: [sighing] Mazeee...

Maze: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Rory: [wiping a tear] Inspirational.

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Lucifer: Wait...

Lucifer: You like me?

Lucifer: For my personality?

Chloe: I know! I was surprised too!

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Lucifer: You know how they say go big or go home darling?

Chloe: Yes baby, Go home please.

Lucifer: No. Im going big, as you know. *wink*

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Chloe: Baby, pay this for me please?

Lucifer: Sure thing

Maze: He can’t just pay for you!

Lucifer: Why not? I'm her husband! I get her everything she likes!

Trixie: We’re playing monopoly!

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Linda: Lucifer, would you consider yourself an alcoholic?

Lucifer: Nope.

Linda: Explain?

Lucifer: Alcoholics need a drink.

Lucifer: *holds up a glass*

Lucifer: As you can see, I already have one.

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Chloe: *yawns*

Lucifer: yeah, being pretty must be tiring

Chloe: *tilts her head* then you must be exhausted

Lucifer: *blushes furiously*

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Maze and Trixie got into trouble

Chloe: please sit in this chair, I'd like to ask you two some questions.

Maze, whispering: deny everything.

Trixie, whispering: got it.

Trixie: that's not a chair.

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Lucifer: do you guys wanna see a butterfly?

Dan: Yeah, why not!

Chloe: Baby please don-

Lucifer: *throwing a butter across the room*

Ella: *seeing from her lab and shouts* COOL!

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Trixie: *gently taps table*

Lucifer: *taps back*

Dan: what on earth are they doing?

Chloe: morse code.

Trixie: *aggressively taps table*

Lucifer: *slams table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK URCHIN