#douchifer

[micuko]

[toilet1and2]

Helloo I know we don't interact much that is because we (my wife and I) are shy as fuck that's my bad (silly toned)

Uh hm if its okay to ask to get to know you better ☝

Favorite fandoms and ships GO (not forced)

I would usually attach an image but media asks are off I fear

- 💧; Lapis

(Ah, so that's what media asks mean, (I'll turn it on <3))

Favorite Fandom is DC, Batman, and fav ship is Batjokes(Batman x Joker)!

Right now also thinking quite a lot about TADC, and there I don't really ship anyone much, maybe Checkmates(Kinger x Queenie).

And for before I knew much about DC I liked(still do) the TV show Lucifer, and I shipped Deckerstar(Lucifer x Chloe) and somewhere right in the middle of my obssesions, Lucifer and DC, I started to ship Douchifer(Lucifer x Daniel).

[adhd-riddled-crow]

MUTUALS UNITE!Help me as a writer; assist me by asking me prompts.

As someone who wants to write but can't quite find something or someone to write for: would you kindly help a brother out?

It can be anyone from any of the fandoms you've seen me post about a lot (like A LOT a lot). It can be a ship, it can be a scenario, it can be about something a specific character is doing or thinking, etc.

I just need a jumping off point. So if you have one, just drop me an ask. It can be anonymous if you don't feel brave enough otherwise. There's no need to feel shy, but it's there if it makes you feel more comfortable <3

[oliversshipacc]

Douchifer tag hasn't been updated in a year??? what happened to this country?

[livlepretre]

I was wondering if you had a account on Wattpad under the name mikaelsonsblood bc they have a new story that very much yours and I just wanted you know just in case this was a case of plagiarism

Thank you VERY MUCH for letting me know. I am extremely grateful to you. My username at wattpad is adlyb_ but I don't publish on that website. All of my fics can be found here on tumblr under this account, or on ao3 and ffn under my usual penname adlyb.

This person-- mikaelsonsblood-- is a repeat plagiarist. They have plagiarized me before, as well as several other klena writers. In this case, they are copy and pasting (The Stars Were Brightly Shining) word for word and trying to pass it off as their own. To add insult to injury, they muted me from the last time I caught them so as to try to fly under the radar.

If you or anyone reading this write for klena, or hosie, or if you write drarry or douchifer, I highly recommend checking their page and making sure your work has not been plagiarized. Here is the link to their "published works."

This is an extremely frustrating situation for me. As all of you who follow me here know, I have precious little free time to devote to fandom as it is-- I WANT to be using that free time to write fics and answer your kind messages, not track down story stealers. This directly takes away from my ability to update, and it also is just incredibly upsetting and infuriating on top of all of that.

Anyway, thank you for kindly pointing this out. You really did me a solid.

[lucifer-but-better]

Headcannon for if Lucifer gets with Daniel rather than with Chloe?

Douchifer or Lucidan is such a cute ship I would be happy to oblige :))

Headcanons:

Lucifer getting with Dan was the most unforeseen outcome. The precinct all but froze in time when Lucifer smacked Dan's ass affectionately before giving him a smooch and walking off and Dan didn't seem to even mind.

It's a recurring joke between Dan and Lucifer that since they couldn't get with Chloe, they just settled for each other.

(post season 2) One day when Lucifer was in one of his moods, he asked why Dan's relationship with Chloe didn't work out when they were trying to fix things. Dan explained how Malcolm had broken it beyond repair.

We all know how Lucifer is when he's filled with righteous anger. That man flew straight to hell to personally torture Malcolm for the shit he did to Dan. Not only did he kidnap Dan, hurt him, try to frame him for Lucifer's murder but he also completely ruined the relationship Dan tried so hard to repair. And as insecure as Lucifer is about being someone's romantic partner, he probably believed Malcolm ruined Dan's one chance to be with someone he deserved.

Lucifer tries to work the waffle cufflinks Dan bought him into every outfit.

Dan gets to go on joyrides with Lucifer's cars, all he needs to do is give Luci his puppy Dan eyes and he's free to choose any vehicle from Lux's impressive garage.

[yoursummerfrost]

you're alive in my head

So, uh. I started writing this one shortly after season 6 came out and it was semi-affectionately called the D*** D** fic for the duration of the writing process. It takes place entirely within Dan's not-a-Hell-loop purgatory and asks the question: what if grief was a literal place you could go? Also, Belios is there!

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Rating: T Word Count: ~7.5k Pairing(s): Dan/Lucifer Summary:  Dan can't breathe. He needs to, and he can't. He asks, "Is… is Trixie okay?" "No, Daniel," Lucifer answers, really gently and slowly, like Dan is unbelievably fucking stupid. "Her father is dead."

Or: Dan doesn't understand why Lucifer is grieving him. He's still right here.

Read here on AO3!

[drarreckyninja]

Amenadiel: “I can’t believe you talked to Lucifer without getting so much as a leer! Most people can’t even look in their general direction without some kind of threat.”

Dan: “I mean, it would be a little weird if they did. We are engaged after all.”

Amenadiel: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”