#lucio bashing

[asras-apprentice]

lucio in heart hunter when he lands on lazaret with nadia: ew, there's ashes on my boots, can we leave?

me: those are my ashes you whore

[magicianslut]

even worse than naming minor characters in modern fic is having to come up with surnames for the mains in modern fic. however, with the assistance of the arcana discord server i use, i have solved this problem by assigning appropriate surnames to all of them. 

Asra Azra (why ruin a good thing?)

Nadia Arcanagame, because if anyone deserves to use the name of the entire game, it’s Nadia

Lucio’s last name is Goatfucker but with accents on all of the vowels so that everyone will read it aloud as “goatfucker” only to have him angrily correct them with the ridiculous true pronunciation. Lucio Göātfûckęr

Muriel Valdmentsh. it’s the phonetic transcription of “forest man” in Yiddish. there’s no actual reason for the Yiddish. it was just the first language i thought of. 

i hope that my hard work is useful to all of you fic-writers out there. yall keep doing your thing i love you guys.

[asras-apprentice]

muriel with long(er) hair. portia with short hair. asra with long hair. the possibilities are endless. lucio tho? he has enough hair already,

[magicianslut]

paraphrased conv. w asras-apprentice

me: do you think luci rips hearts out fr

rea: ...i think lucio succeeded with asra at least. i feel like lucio has something to do with the memories, and what is asra's heart? the apprentice

me: dude that's...that's the worst thing I've ever heard. congratulations

rea: you're totally welcome

[my-arcana-art-blog]

Lucio's preferred beer. @kissingagrumpygiant